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    Should we make a prediction thread?

    I'm against Pac though.
    Didn't even realise Pac was in this.

    Why's he got a cowboy hat?

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    Didn't even realise Pac was in this.

    Why's he got a cowboy hat?
    I forgot where he's from.

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    Round 1, Match 4: Allara vs Great Potato
    Location: 75m

    Great Potato stood taking in his master-work, he spent a lot of time scouting the perfect arena for his upcoming match.

    "HEY GP! I'm here!" A shout was heard from the distance.

    "Ah, Allara. Since I have a free pass to the next round I was trying to think of how I should prepare for the fight against Alex D. Boss or DoflaMihawk! Perhaps you have some advice!?"

    "A free pass? I thought you were facing me!"

    "Exactly my point..."

    "Uh, would you mind repeating that? It's hard to hear from this distance! Why are we at a construction site anyways!"

    "Because Allara, despite everything I still have a twinge of hope left for you! There's few things as manly as a hard day of labor in construction, by the end of the day I'm sure you'll be cured of whatever mental sickness has taken ahold of you! I even have some manly avatars for you to wear in the meantime! Randy Savage!"

    "Goddamn it, GP! You always do this to me! If you were truly my friend you would love and accept me for who I am! You're just like all the other two-faced hypocrites who would bury my individuality beneath the dirt! If I am not a pervert than I am not Heart, you could never claim to be my friend if you can't see that!"



    "Allara, Heart, pizzadust... that's a downward spiral right there, I had hoped the ban would serve as a wakeup call. Regardless, you need to relax, Allara!"

    "Don't you tell me to relax! You're not the one who was outcast from the forum in disgrace, you're still sitting on TMF nice and cozy! Also, why on Earth is Kong here? I thought this was going to be between you and me, that's the last person I want to see right now!" Both contestants eyes drifted towards the albino gorilla standing overhead.

    "Kong was feeling down about losing his last match so I invited him to come hang out, he's just here to spectate, he won't get involved I swear" GP said, lying through his teeth. He knew that his cred would tank if he lost to Allara, so he brought whatever extra insurance he could in case things got tight.



    GP had finally managed to close the distance and get the first lick in. "You really are far too much of a contrarian for your own good Allara. You're a bright man, but it's as though you've made it your mission to sit around spreading whatever degenerate ideas you have that go against the status quo. At the end of it all you stand for nothing! Abandoned your religion because you couldn't live in accordance, abandoned your morality so you could justify your worldview, and abandoned your integrity for some teenage airhead. Look at yourself and tell me what you're left with."

    Allara struck back "I'd rather be a contrarian than a conformist. When's the last time you came into a thread with a controversial opinion that didn't involve wanking some ugly fatass in a manga? Always throwing up barriers around yourself, scared to appear vulnerable or go against the grain! You're a coward, pretending to be a leader, but serving as another cog in the machine. I am a man of burning passion, you're an emotionally detached menace, using bravado to hide your insecurities! Stop living in the shadows, shed your WALLS and embrace the light, become a gentleman!"




    "Ohohoho... but I much prefer the shadows to the light, I think it's quite fitting for my theme don't you think? I'll admit your words had some spark, you've certainly been working on your theatrics, but my roasts burn far hotter." Great Potato cackled as he had pre-prepared a deadly roast seven hours in the making to obliterate his foe, unfortunately Allara was so open and unashamed that he embraced the majority of it, causing negligible damage.

    "Tsk tsk... whatever, I'll just have to make due with this" GP chased after and landed the finishing strike sealing the first stock. GP relished in delight of that beautifully dynamic KO, with a close eye on his inbox to see if he got any new rep flowing in from potential onlookers. Unfortunately, all of GP's thoughts distracted him from actually getting back onto the stage, and he fell into the abyss, undoing the lead that he just secured.





    As the two came back on their second stock, a Smash Ball appeared floating over the battlefield. Allara pumped his fist as it headed his direction "Yes, now I can win this with my ultimate attack, The Menstrual Shower!"

    With that GP's confident demeanor was finally shattered and he went into panic. "Like hell I'm going to get hit with an attack like that. KONG, STOP HIM!" Just as Allara closed in to the Smash Ball, Kong blindsided him with a carjack he found lying around the perimeter. Allara was launched away as GP claimed it for himself.

    Allara tried to flee but Kong had grabbed him from behind, holding him in a full nelson. "You really thought I was just going to stand here and miss my chance to cuck you again.

    Hit him GP, this maggot isn't going anywhere"


    "Good work, Kong, now I'll show our friend what a true nightmare is."

    The flurry of swipes came pouring out, sending Allara to his demise for the second stock.





    "That was dirty GP! You got Kong involved in our match! You CHEATED!"

    "If you have any complaints be sure to send them in to the tournament organizer, I'll be sure to get to them promptly." GP scoffed "By the way, I'm heading to the Admin CP, there's no escaping your fate now."

    "Fine, but before I die, tell me... did any of it mean anything to you. All of the moments we had on the forums? The stories and poems I would share with you? Those times I would come to ask about your day? Did any of it matter at all? Was our whole friendship a lie!?"

    "Goodbye, Allara" With a loud crash, the last trace of pizzadust was extinguished.





    This Game's Winner is: Great Potato



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    Cuck way out IMO should've gotten someone else to write your own matchup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Post timeskip Usopp View Post
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    Cuck way out IMO should've gotten someone else to write your own matchup
    is there anyone else here that compares to gp in writing?

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    is there anyone else here that compares to gp in writing?
    I'd say the bigger problem here is that I have to write the narratives around what the match gives me, and that's a lot of random factors involved there, so I have to factor in things like what stage the game chooses to give me and what random elements factored into the match and then set the story to incorporate that. So I can't just have someone write me a script for Yoshi vs Tokio, as chances are it's not going to line up with the game.

    This match didn't have a ton going for it since it was mostly the two characters awkwardly trying to figure out how to navigate the stage and Allara died super quickly each stock without actually doing much. I actually had a much more dynamic match with him that would have much more potential with crazy shenanigans, but unfortunately I didn't save the replay data so I had to run the match back choosing the same stage (it didn't change the result, my Mii had won the original battle and the rerun)

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    is there anyone else here that compares to gp in writing?
    If you read The Enchantrum you'd know that Rax could pull it off, stupid barely legal plebeian

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    @Great Potato you soldiering on with this then GP? Way heavier workload than any stuffy call out thread and for a thankless 5 pages, half of which are your blocky ass texts. Just call some other dude out already you don't gotta stay the OG with this menial labour

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    The thought of Kong holding allara with full nelson while gp lays him out

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    Round 1, Match 5: Yoshi vs Tokio
    Location: Boxing Ring

    The match of the evening was about to commence. The reigning champ Tokio stood proud and tall in the ring, watching silently as his competitor stepped into the ring, he certainly wasn't really impressed "For your own sake, I recommend you step down. I'm a 97 in strength, that means I'm a top tier fighter, you can't measure up."

    Yoshi gasped, he had checked Dofla's stat thread up and down and Tokio was nowhere to be listed, but if he was as strong as he said he was then Yoshi knew he would be in trouble. "Darn it, but I trained so hard for this tournament so I could make my friend Alex D. Boss proud!"

    Tokio's interest was finally perked "You're... a friend of Alex? Well then, why don't you stick around in the ring, I'll see what you're made of." Alex had been tredding on thin-ice with Tokio, if this Yoshi was an associate of his perhaps taking him out would serve to draw Alex out of hiding.




    Yoshi jumped up and down in joy, he was very happy that bootleg boy would ask him to stay in the arena, he must have made a new friend. He dashed at him with such a rush of enthusiasm that he was was able to clock Tokio before he had properly prepared himself, Tokio was irked and hit back even harder with a Great General's blow.

    What Tokio hadn't anticipated was Yoshi staying rooted on his feet unmoving, the energy of his blow still rippling across Yoshi's blubber, he took the opportunity to strike back, knocking the wind out of the swordsman. Yoshi smiled "That was a powerful hit, but I'm used to the abuse. Back on my old forum..." Yoshi choked up reminiscing "I used to get abused all the time, the people I thought were my friends stood around in a circle taking turns beating on me. I didn't question it at the time, but now I know that's not how true friends behave. True friends like us!"





    Tokio needed to get some space between himself and the morbidly obese individual before him, if his swing wouldn't work he would concentrate his strength into a single piercing attack. "Back off man, I never said I was your friend."

    Yoshi felt his heart shatter, he was astonished. He looked around at the surrounding crowd, to be humiliated in front of everyone, it was like being back on his old forum. "So you were just leading me on all of this time, huh!? Now I know why you were being so kind to me before, you just wanted to take advantage of my childlike innocence didn't you! Well I'm not going to stand for it anymore." Yoshi's vision was clouded with tears, swinging blindly in his sorrow and anger, when his rampage was over Tokio was down his first stock.




    Tokio landed back in the ring, not able to catch a breath before Yoshi was back on top of him "Back for more are you? I wouldn't expect a bully like you to know about getting discriminated against for things outside of your control!", this time was Tokio was prepared and gracefully avoided his blows traveling out of his path until he found himself out of the arena.

    Yoshi hopped over the ropes with a tremendous thud, Tokio steadied his stance and as the lumbering heavyweight barreled towards him, the moment he stepped within range he unleashed his most powerful blow so far that Yoshi was finally sent flying. "Shut the hell up..." Tokio was now intent on finishing things quickly, he did not want to hear another word from that man's mouth.

    Tokio rushed back into the ring but his opponent was no longer in sight, his highly honed instincts told him something was very wrong and grave danger was imminent. Yoshi must have been hiding within the crowd ready to strike, scouting his surroundings Tokio made the decision to head up above the headlights hanging above the stadium, from there he would be able to see Yoshi's approach coming regardless of where he was hiding. While it was a good plan, he ultimately had underestimated the reach of Yoshi's attack, Tokio hardly had time to process it coming before he got send flying for the second stock.




    Tokio was now done by two stocks in, he knew he would need to pull out something to turn the match around, and just then his prayers were answered. A smash ball had formed in the ring and Yoshi had yet to make a proper return to the arena, it was up for grabs. Tokio pounced on it with a powerful blow but just as he was about to claim it's power for himself he got attacked by a star wandering the ring.

    "You're ganging up on me now, that's totally un-..." Tokio bit his tongue considering the potential ramifications of his words.

    "That's totally what?" Yoshi inquired making his return to the arena.

    "That's totally a fair and valid tactic that showcases your great strategic abilities..."




    Yoshi was a bit puzzled but wasn't going to turn down a free compliment, suddenly a loud crash rang in the arena. Tokio didn't even need to turn to realize what had just happened, he lost focus and forgot all about the Smash Ball, the star had broken it transferring its power to its master.

    Tokio could do nothing but try to brace for the impact that would come, as he crumpled under the weight of Yoshi's girthy blows wondering where he went wrong as the life left his eyes. As Yoshi landed the crowd exploded into thunderous applause and cheers at his dominating performance, Yoshi wiped a tear from his eye, happy he had a place to call home.






    This Game's winner is: Yoshi



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    Congrats, @Yoshi;

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    The rest is history: Kong very skillfully discovered our group (that was not even hidden) and spent long wet days exploring every thread, going through every post and stalking our entire stack byte by byte, until he found about 2 or 3 questionable instances, and proceeded to make the dish richer with creative additions like hardcore lolicon porn or the infamous star children pics -whatever it's supposed to mean- and soon after i logged in to me being the Al Capone of children trafficking, ordering constant refill of actual holo 3D virtual reality cp videos, and something about emma watson whose meaning and origin i've yet to understand, since it's definitely the most bizarre claim on top of a cake of more or less unbelievable bullshit. At that point, i wasn't much shocked of Kong, cuz he was just being the slimy Kong we all know and love, but of GP, who i've always seen as the scales balancer between me and Pops in the past, and now he'd be very unbalancedly deploying all his rethorics against me and that circle of people, making a long shade of made up stuff, banning us one by one without giving the chance to speak, hiding the group from everyone's eyes with all the evidence it contained, and proceeding to a fervent damnatio memoriae for still long time after the ban.

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    jesus christ, tokio got washed

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    he got done in


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    Tokio getting stomped by the ball of yarn know as Yoshi.


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    Teo got smoked

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    Round 1, Match 6: Makenzye vs Dai Don Dedede
    Location: Magicant


    Deep within the Mak Cave a certain shriveled old man shook his fist towards his computer screen! "Batman beating Iron Man, as if... pfft, he wouldn't be so tough if he didn't have the editorial backing him!" Makenzye sighed, trying to calm himself "This thread really isn't good for my blood sugar, let's browse What's New. Hmm... Batman vs Dr. Doom, well, that's enough internet for today" with that the old timer closed his computer, deciding he needed to go outside for a breather.

    Stepping outside it quickly caught his attention that this was not the usual environment for his daily stroll "Gee whillakers... I've been stranded on Zamaron, I'm going to have a hard time explaining this one to Lady Mak" as he scouted the area he noticed a large robed fellow in the distance with a large mallet in hand, perhaps he had some answers. "Mormon sir, would you by chance-" Mak's eyes widened as the rotund figure turned around "The Penguin!"

    "I'm afraid you have me mistaken, sir, I'm not a mormon."

    "Oh, I know full well YOU'RE no man of the lord, Cobblepot! I bet you're the reason we're stranded on this alien planet aren't you!?"

    "Alien planet? Is that where we are? I figured I got caught up in one of those breast cancer awareness things going on."



    The avian continued "Well, in any case, I would like to get out of this place as well. Might be easier to figure out if the two of us team up and put our heads together, what do you say, are you in or are you out?"

    "It's you who's out Penguin, OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!" Makenzye lept forth striking him with a relentless assault he was not prepared for. Deep down Mak was nervous as he knew there was no backing out now, but if he could take down the Penguin all by himself then maybe it would prove to the world that Batman wasn't so special after-all. Who knows, maybe Rax would stop wanking the caped crusader and start wanking him instead.

    Whatever thoughts were running through Mak's head were quickly cut short by the hammer crashing into it "I see, I thought you were a bit more mature than the usual baiters I find around these parts, but I guess I was mistaken." Dedede knocked the geezer off the platform, then chased him down for a final finishing blow to ensure he wouldn't get back up. The first stock gone.



    "Well played, Penguin, but if you think I'm going to surrender to a 2nd rate crime boss then-"

    "It's Don"

    "Huh?"

    "I'm not a boss I'm a Don, I know the titles seem similar but trust me there's a difference. Don has an air of sophistication and power to it over the traditional boss."

    "Okay, Don it is the-"

    "Well it's actually Dai Don, you need to include the Dai in there, a Dai Don is like a normal Don, but a peg higher."

    Mak parried his swing "Enough with the mindgames, Trickster, I can see you're trying to make me lose focus on my mission!"

    "Well excuse me for clarifying, I'm not the one whose been throwing around false assumptions this whole time." Dedede retaliated, smacking Mak in the face with one of his trusty Gordos.

    Makenzye was feeling the worst pain he had ever experienced, he knew he would need a miracle to pull himself out of it, in the horizon he spotted a bird like figure in the distance. "Could it be, the legendary Hawkman!" Mak stood to his knees, not wanting to look weak before such a high status hero, it was time for him to turn this battle around in the name of justice.



    As the figure drew closer Mak's eyes widened in horror as he realized it was not who he thought it was. The figure opened its beak and shouted in anger "MAK, how many times have I warned you about slacking off on the job! I don't pay you to around lollygagging with your internet friends!"

    "Listen, I-I can explain!" Makenzye frantically responded trying to reason with the man.

    "No more excuses, Mak, YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

    "B-but boss!"

    "It's Dai Don" Dedede interjected.

    "You stay out of this!" Mak snapped, capitalizing on the distraction Mak's boss swooped in with a flying cross-chop disorienting Mak who stumbled forth into another heavy blow from Dedede's hammer. "You guys are teaming up on me now!?"

    Dedede waddled over "What can I say? Bird's of a feather, flock together"

    As Mak struggled to get away from the dynamic duo, an incoming object came hurdling their way, capturing their attention.

    "It's a bird!" Mak's boss chimed in.

    "It's a plane!" Dedede declared.

    "No, it's Red Torpedo!" Mak shouted in excitement, though unfortunately for him it was just a regular torpedo, which took his second stock.



    Mak flopped back onto the stage, the situation was beginning to look to severe to turn it around. Dedede spoke up "Red Torpedo? That's DC right? I don't mean to be rude, but I can't help but feel you chose the wrong forum to discuss comics, have you tried ComicVine?"

    "I wouldn't touch that place with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole, Comic fans are annoying."

    "Well, I suppose you have demonstrated that quite clearly."

    Mak ignored the remark as he noticed in his peripherials that his boss was circling around to his rear, clearly the Penguin was trying to keep his attention to finish things off, but Mak's decades of experience was prepared for anything. He flew down a flashbang and escaped beneath the stage. Mak's boss turned red with anger "That lousy former-employee of mine couldn't have gotten far, scout the perimeter, we'll find him and tear out his entrails!"

    Mak knew he was on the clock, he had nowhere to run and it was only a matter of time before they found him. He needed to make a play and it needed to be big. Just then a smash ball appeared, Mak sprung from his hiding place and attacked it, but instead of being filled with insatiable power he found it exploding in his face. "Drats, I've fallen for your dastardly scheme!" as he recovered he saw a bomb beside him "If the Smash Ball was actually a bomb, then that must mean the bomb is actually a Smash Ball!"

    "That logic doesn't seem very sound." Dedede chimed in making his approach.

    "I make my own logic!" Mak struck the bomb with all of his force waiting to be fueled with the power that would allow him to turn this battle around, unfortunately, it was just a bomb. Mak was blown to smithereens.





    This Game's Winner is: Dai Don Dedede



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    Mak struck the bomb with all of his force waiting to be fueled with the power that would allow him to turn this battle around, unfortunately, it was just a bomb.

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    This was the best one so far

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    loved the comic format, you can really tell gp's pouring gis soul onto this.

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    loved the comic format, you can really tell gp's pouring gis soul onto this.
    Especially that little Hawkman bit. That really did it for me.

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