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    Love how I could see all of them having similar dialogue to this.

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    Love how I could see all of them having similar dialogue to this.
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    "I aint judging or anything, I've been with my fair share of girls, shit, I've probably lost count at this point. If you'd like we can head back to my room and rock, paper, scissors to decide who takes off their clothes."
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    Honey, you know I love your vagina.
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    Round 1, Match 3: Ichiryuu vs Kong
    Location: Yoshi's Island (Brawl)

    Out in the flowery fields a certain man approached a snow white gorilla, though through his shades the primate took on a bit of a darker hue. He cracked a smirk "Not your lucky day, Kong. Out of all the opponents you could have drawn, you got paired up against a Super Mod."

    "Are you serious? Screw this, I'm not sticking around to fight DoflaMihawk."

    "Uh... no... the other Super Mod."

    "They brought back Gad?"

    Ichiryuu wanted to say something, but was stunned silence. "Does this creature not know who he is? No that's impossible, surely he must be mocking me, I will not stand for such disrespect" he flew forth.



    "That's Ichiryuu of the Gourmet World to you, primate."

    Ichiryuu rushed forth with a followup to put the ape out of his misery, but to his surprise his fist was caught by the great beast. "Gourmet World... last time I heard that fossil of a section mentioned was 2016. A always heard people try to hype up VirginToriko to ChadPiece standards, but I guess history speaks for itself. Glad I dodged that bullet and never boarded your sinking ship."




    Kong relaxed himself as he saw Ichiryuu spiral through the air, feeling confident he had jolted his opponent. Ichiryuu was just feigning damage, seeing an opening to strike he threw an attack Kongs way mid fall, however, he was surprised to find his attack intercepted by the arrival of the Klan.

    "Looks like my brothers have arrived, always there for me in a pinch, you're in for it now blondie!"

    Ichiryuu was taken aback, "You're associated with the Klan? Is there something you're not telling us, Kong?"

    Kong reeled backwards "Hey, don't get the wrong idea now, I'm not racist or anything. I was just telling people the danger of how miscegenation would lead to the collapse of our society and these guys agreed with what I was putting out. We're just loose acquaintances, that's all."

    Kong checked over his shoulder to make sure no minorities were in ear-shot of that exchange, once he saw the coast was clear he turned his eyes back on the confounded Ichiryuu, deciding to capitalize on the awkward tension to score a free blow.





    As Ichiryuu was preparing a counterattack, suddenly a bot manifested behind him. "Damn, I thought we solved this problem, not now of all times" Ichiryuu was now in a precarious situation, Kong was still alive and well before him, but he couldn't let a bot roam free either.

    He wouldn't have to ponder the decision long as the Emperor Crow would swoop onto the battlefield to fight the bot for him, though Ichiryuu made the mistake of stepping into its shadow which cost him a stock.




    As Ichiryuu made his way back he delivered a crashing thunderous kick to Kong's backside. He had hoped that it would be enough to level the playing field between the two of them, however, he had made a grievous error in judgement.

    Kong reached into a fold on his tie, pulled out a red pill, and swallowed it. "Even the great Pimp of Pimps has been chased out of Punk Hazard because of me, I dismantled the Crispi empire; tell me, what exactly have you accomplished? Who have you ever crushed? What good have you done to these forums?" The sky blackened as a colossal Emperor Ring had formed in the sky.

    The Klansmen stood back as they knew their comrade was finally going to get serious, one of them even brought popcorn to enjoy the spectacle. One rain of powerful punches later and Ichiryuu was down to his last stock.





    When Ichiryuu came back upon the platform it was not anger he felt, he simply took a deep breath, popped his knuckles, and cracked his neck. "I am the IGO President, Ichiryuu. You've done well to push me this far Kong, but your fun ends here."

    "President? A bleeding heart like you isn't fit to run for mayor. Don't be acting cocky when I've dunked on you this whole match. "

    Ichiryuu would then ask Kong a simple question, and with that his first stock would be gone.



    Kong came back to the stage. "Looks like this guy's not 100% talk afterall, still, he's not qui-"

    Kong flew backwards with an explosive kick before he even had time to process coming back.

    "You carry yourself as though you were an emperor, in my eyes, you're nothing but a troll Kong." Ichiryuu proclaimed "Now let me give you a crash course in appetite energy."

    Kong's second stock would vanish just as soon as he got it.




    On Kong's second return he was now flustered, he was so close to finishing off his opponent and somehow he let two lives slip away in an instant, no way this random jabroni on a Himalayan sheep herding forum was hiding this sort of power.

    Unbeknownst to Ichiryuu, Kong was hiding a powerful explosive trump card in case things got dicey. He planned to save it for a challenging threat like DoflaMihawk or Ultra, but he had no choice but to waste it on this no-name.

    He threw his mini-supernova at the opponent and when he saw Ichiryuu engulfed in the explosion he smiled as he walked away victorious, certainly there wasn't a soul alive who could survive such a blast.

    "Minority World!"

    Kong turned back to find his explosion reduced to nothing.




    Seeing no other option, Kong with all of his force and might threw himself forward with all of his power to throw Ichiryuu of stage. To his surprise it worked, the man went flying to his demise, but just to be on the safe side Kong would pursue to keep him down. This would be his final mistake.

    Ichiryuu looked down into the abyss with parting words. "Next time we meet, I won't be so gentle"






    This Game's Winner is: Ichiryuu



    @Ichiryuu; @Crispinianus;

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    minority world

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    Okay, that was a funny read, before I realize it I had already read the essay. Might actually stick around and read OP. Good work...


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    Round 1, Match 3: Ichiryuu vs Kong
    Location: Yoshi's Island (Brawl)

    Out in the flowery fields a certain man approached a snow white gorilla, though through his shades the primate took on a bit of a darker hue. He cracked a smirk "Not your lucky day, Kong. Out of all the opponents you could have drawn, you got paired up against a Super Mod."

    "Are you serious? Screw this, I'm not sticking around to fight DoflaMihawk."

    "Uh... no... the other Super Mod."

    "They brought back Gad?"

    Ichiryuu wanted to say something, but was stunned silence. "Does this creature not know who he is? No that's impossible, surely he must be mocking me, I will not stand for such disrespect" he flew forth.



    "That's Ichiryuu of the Gourmet World to you, primate."

    Ichiryuu rushed forth with a followup to put the ape out of his misery, but to his surprise his fist was caught by the great beast. "Gourmet World... last time I heard that fossil of a section mentioned was 2016. A always heard people try to hype up VirginToriko to ChadPiece standards, but I guess history speaks for itself. Glad I dodged that bullet and never boarded your sinking ship."




    Kong relaxed himself as he saw Ichiryuu spiral through the air, feeling confident he had jolted his opponent. Ichiryuu was just feigning damage, seeing an opening to strike he threw an attack Kongs way mid fall, however, he was surprised to find his attack intercepted by the arrival of the Klan.

    "Looks like my brothers have arrived, always there for me in a pinch, you're in for it now blondie!"

    Ichiryuu was taken aback, "You're associated with the Klan? Is there something you're not telling us, Kong?"

    Kong reeled backwards "Hey, don't get the wrong idea now, I'm not racist or anything. I was just telling people the danger of how miscegenation would lead to the collapse of our society and these guys agreed with what I was putting out. We're just loose acquaintances, that's all."

    Kong checked over his shoulder to make sure no minorities were in ear-shot of that exchange, once he saw the coast was clear he turned his eyes back on the confounded Ichiryuu, deciding to capitalize on the awkward tension to score a free blow.





    As Ichiryuu was preparing a counterattack, suddenly a bot manifested behind him. "Damn, I thought we solved this problem, not now of all times" Ichiryuu was now in a precarious situation, Kong was still alive and well before him, but he couldn't let a bot roam free either.

    He wouldn't have to ponder the decision long as the Emperor Crow would swoop onto the battlefield to fight the bot for him, though Ichiryuu made the mistake of stepping into its shadow which cost him a stock.




    As Ichiryuu made his way back he delivered a crashing thunderous kick to Kong's backside. He had hoped that it would be enough to level the playing field between the two of them, however, he had made a grievous error in judgement.

    Kong reached into a fold on his tie, pulled out a red pill, and swallowed it. "Even the great Pimp of Pimps has been chased out of Punk Hazard because of me, I dismantled the Crispi empire; tell me, what exactly have you accomplished? Who have you ever crushed? What good have you done to these forums?" The sky blackened as a colossal Emperor Ring had formed in the sky.

    The Klansmen stood back as they knew their comrade was finally going to get serious, one of them even brought popcorn to enjoy the spectacle. One rain of powerful punches later and Ichiryuu was down to his last stock.





    When Ichiryuu came back upon the platform it was not anger he felt, he simply took a deep breath, popped his knuckles, and cracked his neck. "I am the IGO President, Ichiryuu. You've done well to push me this far Kong, but your fun ends here."

    "President? A bleeding heart like you isn't fit to run for mayor. Don't be acting cocky when I've dunked on you this whole match. "

    Ichiryuu would then ask Kong a simple question, and with that his first stock would be gone.



    Kong came back to the stage. "Looks like this guy's not 100% talk afterall, still, he's not qui-"

    Kong flew backwards with an explosive kick before he even had time to process coming back.

    "You carry yourself as though you were an emperor, in my eyes, you're nothing but a troll Kong." Ichiryuu proclaimed "Now let me give you a crash course in appetite energy."

    Kong's second stock would vanish just as soon as he got it.




    On Kong's second return he was now flustered, he was so close to finishing off his opponent and somehow he let two lives slip away in an instant, no way this random jabroni on a Himalayan sheep herding forum was hiding this sort of power.

    Unbeknownst to Ichiryuu, Kong was hiding a powerful explosive trump card in case things got dicey. He planned to save it for a challenging threat like DoflaMihawk or Ultra, but he had no choice but to waste it on this no-name.

    He threw his mini-supernova at the opponent and when he saw Ichiryuu engulfed in the explosion he smiled as he walked away victorious, certainly there wasn't a soul alive who could survive such a blast.

    "Minority World!"

    Kong turned back to find his explosion reduced to nothing.




    Seeing no other option, Kong with all of his force and might threw himself forward with all of his power to throw Ichiryuu of stage. To his surprise it worked, the man went flying to his demise, but just to be on the safe side Kong would pursue to keep him down. This would be his final mistake.

    Ichiryuu looked down into the abyss with parting words. "Next time we meet, I won't be so gentle"






    This Game's Winner is: Ichiryuu



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    You even went in and painted the shy guys White, 10/10

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    the level of entertainment delivered by gp is unrivaled. third match, third masterpiece.


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    I enjoyed that a lot, though I got a little nervous there.
    Looking forward to the upcoming matches.




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    The rest is history: Kong very skillfully discovered our group (that was not even hidden) and spent long wet days exploring every thread, going through every post and stalking our entire stack byte by byte, until he found about 2 or 3 questionable instances, and proceeded to make the dish richer with creative additions like hardcore lolicon porn or the infamous star children pics -whatever it's supposed to mean- and soon after i logged in to me being the Al Capone of children trafficking, ordering constant refill of actual holo 3D virtual reality cp videos, and something about emma watson whose meaning and origin i've yet to understand, since it's definitely the most bizarre claim on top of a cake of more or less unbelievable bullshit. At that point, i wasn't much shocked of Kong, cuz he was just being the slimy Kong we all know and love, but of GP, who i've always seen as the scales balancer between me and Pops in the past, and now he'd be very unbalancedly deploying all his rethorics against me and that circle of people, making a long shade of made up stuff, banning us one by one without giving the chance to speak, hiding the group from everyone's eyes with all the evidence it contained, and proceeding to a fervent damnatio memoriae for still long time after the ban.

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    Can't believe I lost round one.


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    wow this is pretty awesome, I missed a lot of things


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichiryuu View Post
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    I enjoyed that a lot, though I got a little nervous there.
    Looking forward to the upcoming matches.
    See you in the final

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    See you in the final
    Bring it baldy




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    Should we make a prediction thread?

    I'm against Pac though.

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    I’m winning the damn thing.

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