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    Sell Me This Pen

    A classical interview question for salesmen.

    How would you approach this?
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    I am the great mighty poo, and Im going to throw my shit at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Game Master View Post
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    A classical interview question for salesmen.

    How would you approach this?
    Anybody who doesn't buy this pen has bad taste in waifus



    Your friendship?
    I'll take it!


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    A classical interview question for salesmen.

    How would you approach this?
    I got asked this question during my study years during an interview for an internship at a license company. They even made me aware of it being a classical question and they just wanted to know how I react.

    I took the pen and put it in my pocket and asked "What pen?"

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    I got asked this question during my study years during an interview for an internship at a license company. They even made me aware of it being a classical question and they just wanted to know how I react.

    I took the pen and put it in my pocket and asked "What pen?"
    How did they react?

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    The girl you like was using this pen. Buy it off of me, return it to her, and she'll love you forever for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P View Post
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    The girl you like was using this pen. Buy it off of me, return it to her, and she'll love you forever for it.
    Then use it to write her creepy notes?



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    How did they react?
    They laughed and we did not pursued the matter immediately but continued with the interview regulary. At the end when we were all saying good bye I put him out of my pocket and asked in jest if they would like to have it back and the female interviewer stretched the hand and said haha yes or something. I pulled it back a little and said something along the lines of "well its a good pen, what are you looking for to use it exactly". Not as cool as it may is written here but you get what I mean.

    We laughed together again and I gave it back. I got the internship by the way. Worked with licences for Helly Kitty and Warner Bros for the next 6 months. I managed to introduce a product to the german market (not me personaly but the departement I was assigned to) which was a pretty big deal from the reactions I got. But because the company earned all the money and I got nothing because I was just an intern it birthed in me the will to start my own company.

    Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rax View Post
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    Then use it to write her creepy notes?
    Reread the post Rax

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    Quote Originally Posted by P View Post
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    Reread the post Rax
    So use it to write her ransom note?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rax View Post
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    So use it to write her ransom note?

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    ''This is a beautiful p-just kidding, could you write down 6 words under the time span of 10 seconds?


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    Quote Originally Posted by P View Post
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    Give us the money or we're feeding her to Allara



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    Quote Originally Posted by R View Post
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    They laughed and we did not pursued the matter immediately but continued with the interview regulary. At the end when we were all saying good bye I put him out of my pocket and asked in jest if they would like to have it back and the female interviewer stretched the hand and said haha yes or something. I pulled it back a little and said something along the lines of "well its a good pen, what are you looking for to use it exactly". Not as cool as it may is written here but you get what I mean.

    We laughed together again and I gave it back. I got the internship by the way. Worked with licences for Helly Kitty and Warner Bros for the next 6 months. I managed to introduce a product to the german market (not me personaly but the departement I was assigned to) which was a pretty big deal from the reactions I got. But because the company earned all the money and I got nothing because I was just an intern it birthed in me the will to start my own company.

    Good times.


    Nice one man, gj! Made me giggle irl xD
    Stay a while, and listen!

    I am the great mighty poo, and Im going to throw my shit at you.

    Get over here!

    The Game Master, here to create amazing games for everyone!


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    It writes upside down.


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    get this pen for JUST 10 easy payments of $9.99! buy now and we'll pay for the shipping and handling!










    buttweight there's more! if you buy right this instant, I'll draw a custom penis on your cheek with this pen! that's a $69 value but it's available to you for no additional cost!

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    This pen--no, to call it a pen would be a disgrace to this simply marvelous result of modern craft. This magnificent item can convey the artistic beauty, thoughts and ideas of humanity with a mere flick of the wrist, and in that aspect, it is unparalleled in sheer convenience. If you purchase this spectacular instrument from me at this time, it will be perhaps the greatest purchase of your lifetime. This creations sleek, slender yet humble design sets the bar as the peak of human invention. To not purchase it would of course dub you a philistine to the highest degree.

    Buy it.

    Buy it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X View Post
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    It writes upside down.
    lolwut
    Stay a while, and listen!

    I am the great mighty poo, and Im going to throw my shit at you.

    Get over here!

    The Game Master, here to create amazing games for everyone!


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    It's a Swiss Army pen with the functionality of a multi-tool and a pen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katyusha View Post
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    It's a Swiss Army pen with the functionality of a multi-tool and a pen.

    Holy shit that actually exists O_O
    Stay a while, and listen!

    I am the great mighty poo, and Im going to throw my shit at you.

    Get over here!

    The Game Master, here to create amazing games for everyone!


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    You see this pen? There's none other like it. Billions upon BILLIONS of just 'pens' have been manufactured in this world. Blue, black, shapeless, formless, gormless little pens pumped out by an industrial machine. There's no incentive there to go out and buy, is there? There's always going to be another pen like it tomorrow. Not this pen. Not this pen. Billions and billions, and this is the one pen that I've just stuck up and dislodged from my ass. You'd be best off buying it, there's none other like it.

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