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    Woman Has Sex With Ghosts

    "A British woman who claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts says she’s now engaged to a poltergeist.

    In December, Amethyst Realm told British TV show “ITV This Morning” that she cheated on her fiancé with a ghost, and has since gone on to have supernatural affairs with at least 20 paranormal beings.

    Well, now she says she’s found true love with an apparition.

    Realm said the ghost asked her to get married during a trip to celebrate their nine-month relationship at England’s Wookey Hole caves, according to The Sun.

    “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she told The Sun. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”
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    “Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.”

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    Imagine being cucked by a ghost.

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    Imagine being cucked by a ghost.
    Even worse. By a ghost without knees lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by pizzadust View Post
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    Imagine being cucked by a ghost.
    White women were a mistake.


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    The rest is history: Kong very skillfully discovered our group (that was not even hidden) and spent long wet days exploring every thread, going through every post and stalking our entire stack byte by byte, until he found about 2 or 3 questionable instances, and proceeded to make the dish richer with creative additions like hardcore lolicon porn or the infamous star children pics -whatever it's supposed to mean- and soon after i logged in to me being the Al Capone of children trafficking, ordering constant refill of actual holo 3D virtual reality cp videos, and something about emma watson whose meaning and origin i've yet to understand, since it's definitely the most bizarre claim on top of a cake of more or less unbelievable bullshit. At that point, i wasn't much shocked of Kong, cuz he was just being the slimy Kong we all know and love, but of GP, who i've always seen as the scales balancer between me and Pops in the past, and now he'd be very unbalancedly deploying all his rethorics against me and that circle of people, making a long shade of made up stuff, banning us one by one without giving the chance to speak, hiding the group from everyone's eyes with all the evidence it contained, and proceeding to a fervent damnatio memoriae for still long time after the ban.

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    > british


    well there you go

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    ....what the ACTUAL Fuck?
    You're all...so small

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    She was in a relationship with the ghost for nine months without it ever speaking to her? Sounds like she's the sidehoe

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    Did the ghost lose its knees in Ghost Vietnam or something? Or is it one of those bedsheet ghosts? Does it have a penis? I'm actually a lot more curious about what makes up this ghost than anything else.

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    She was found with a white ectoplasmic goo all over her one morning. Paranormal expert Dean "Third Eye" Mcallister said the ectoplasm was the result of intense lovemaking from a ghostly apparition.
    Reading One Piece, Toriko , Holy Land, Solo Leveling, Dr Stone//

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    More the reason we need to stop normalizing mental sickness folk.



    Your friendship?
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    To be frank, ghosts are actually quite common in Britain, specifically in England. I've seen quite a few in my travels in that country. It makes sense if you think about it; ghosts are born when people die with regrets, and what bigger regret could one have than being born an Englishman?

    Now this is the first time I've heard of someone having romantic feelings for a ghost, but once you realise that this woman is also English then all becomes clear. It's been scientifically proven by an elite team of scientists that the women of England have a harder time landing a man than any other country in the world, so naturally they're forced to resort to desperate measures to not become sad loners. Of course ghosts tend to couple with each other to create ghost babies (obviously) so a women that's actually able to find a ghost to marry is a rarity. This leads to women like this dying alone, meaning they die with regrets, meaning they turn into sad loner ghosts, and thus the cycle continues.

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    day 659 without sex:

    “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she told The Sun. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
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    day 659 without sex:
    Resist the flesh

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