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    Woman Has Sex With Ghosts

    "A British woman who claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts says she’s now engaged to a poltergeist.

    In December, Amethyst Realm told British TV show “ITV This Morning” that she cheated on her fiancé with a ghost, and has since gone on to have supernatural affairs with at least 20 paranormal beings.

    Well, now she says she’s found true love with an apparition.

    Realm said the ghost asked her to get married during a trip to celebrate their nine-month relationship at England’s Wookey Hole caves, according to The Sun.

    “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she told The Sun. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”
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    Imagine being cucked by a ghost.

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    Imagine being cucked by a ghost.
    Even worse. By a ghost without knees lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by pizzadust View Post
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    Imagine being cucked by a ghost.
    White women were a mistake.

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    Come her and fuck me like a woman.
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    Why is this even a thead?

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    > british


    well there you go

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    ....what the ACTUAL Fuck?
    You're all...so small

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    She was in a relationship with the ghost for nine months without it ever speaking to her? Sounds like she's the sidehoe

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    Did the ghost lose its knees in Ghost Vietnam or something? Or is it one of those bedsheet ghosts? Does it have a penis? I'm actually a lot more curious about what makes up this ghost than anything else.

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    She was found with a white ectoplasmic goo all over her one morning. Paranormal expert Dean "Third Eye" Mcallister said the ectoplasm was the result of intense lovemaking from a ghostly apparition.

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    More the reason we need to stop normalizing mental sickness folk.



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    To be frank, ghosts are actually quite common in Britain, specifically in England. I've seen quite a few in my travels in that country. It makes sense if you think about it; ghosts are born when people die with regrets, and what bigger regret could one have than being born an Englishman?

    Now this is the first time I've heard of someone having romantic feelings for a ghost, but once you realise that this woman is also English then all becomes clear. It's been scientifically proven by an elite team of scientists that the women of England have a harder time landing a man than any other country in the world, so naturally they're forced to resort to desperate measures to not become sad loners. Of course ghosts tend to couple with each other to create ghost babies (obviously) so a women that's actually able to find a ghost to marry is a rarity. This leads to women like this dying alone, meaning they die with regrets, meaning they turn into sad loner ghosts, and thus the cycle continues.

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    day 659 without sex:

    “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she told The Sun. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”

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    day 659 without sex:
    Resist the flesh

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