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    Well,unless the people are tied to the tracks I would switch towards the one person because that mofo had plenty of time to wiggle his but away.
    It would be harder to do that with the other group cuz they are close together.

    That said what happens if you place the lever half way?
    Does the trolley jump out of tracks saving everyone or is that impossible?
    I am not that familiar with trains and such.

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    Well,unless the people are tied to the tracks I would switch towards the one person because that mofo had plenty of time to wiggle his but away.
    It would be harder to do that with the other group cuz they are close together.

    That said what happens if you place the lever half way?
    Does the trolley jump out of tracks saving everyone or is that impossible?
    I am not that familiar with trains and such.
    i think you missed the point.

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    i think you missed the point.
    I know what is the point,I am just not biting

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    Explained this to my students last year and a father fucking lost it on me.


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    Or make the five people criminals
    or make the five people gays

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    should make all the people tmf members


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    Explained this to my students last year and a father fucking lost it on me.
    elaborate

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    Stop the trolley with my face and save everybody

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    kill the four and threaten the one not to tell anyone because I saved his ass and make him my servant.


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    The trolley and Fat man problem

    You see a runaway trolley moving toward five tied-up (or otherwise incapacitated) people lying on the tracks. You are standing next to a lever that controls a switch. If you pull the lever, the trolley will be redirected onto a side track and the five people on the main track will be saved. However, there is a single person lying on the side track.

    You have two options:

    1. Do nothing and allow the trolley to kill the five people on the main track.
    2. Pull the lever, diverting the trolley onto the side track where it will kill one person.


    How do you proceed?


    And secondly:
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    As before, a trolley is hurtling down a track towards five people. You are on a bridge under which it will pass, and you can stop it by putting something very heavy in front of it. As it happens, there is a very fat man next to you – your only way to stop the trolley is to push him over the bridge and onto the track, killing him to save five.

    How do you proceed?

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    The important part is the second version after having answered the first - hence I linked both together

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    i kill the fat dude and i kill the 1 person

    is this even a question?


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    it's a pretty thoughtful problem, instead

    you're picking between an homicide and spectating a massacre.

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    i just don't see the need to have the second scenario

    is that supposed to mean fat people aren't really people?


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    for the 2nd scenario, we all deserve to die. Because someone is fat they're the sacrifice? That's 100% retarded.
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crispickle View Post
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    it's a pretty thoughtful problem, instead

    you're picking between an homicide and spectating a massacre.

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    i just don't see the need to have the second scenario

    is that supposed to mean fat people aren't really people?
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    for the 2nd scenario, we all deserve to die. Because someone is fat they're the sacrifice? That's 100% retarded.
    He means that a bigger person is more likely to stop the trolley's momentum with their body.

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    He means that a bigger person is more likely to stop the trolley's momentum with their body.
    a small child will at least take momentum away from them. I'd sacrifice a kid instead.
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

    I regret ever giving you the opportunity to be more right about anything.
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    i used to drink mayonnaise as a kid
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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    a small child will at least take momentum away from them. I'd sacrifice a kid instead.
    okay, i know you're just illustrating a point, but jesus fucking christ, tifa.

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    Wait, the fat person would stop the trolley?

    I thought I was just going for maximum lethality?

    I guess I'd save the fat person to have more notches on the belt. Mostly because someone THAT heavy which can stop a trolley from killing five other humans would be so massive I doubt I could push them with a truck. All I'd be doing is throwing out my back and just watching five people die anyway. I guess if I had a bulldozer, but then I'd just use the bulldozer to stop the trolley.

    There's just no way the fat person would really work out here.

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    okay, i know you're just illustrating a point, but jesus fucking christ, tifa.
    Okay I'm sorry, I totally meant an orphan. They don't have parents to miss them.
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

    I regret ever giving you the opportunity to be more right about anything.
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    i used to drink mayonnaise as a kid
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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    Why is everyone focusing on the fat guy?

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    Why is everyone focusing on the fat guy?

    Guy cant catch a break - even when he is supposed to act as literal break

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