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    Ultra's guide to getting gud at mafia

    Thinking of maybe writing a few articles about play advice, anybody interested

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    Eh not really
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cucumber View Post
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    Eh not really
    why not

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    just mention Zu


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aether View Post
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    just mention Zu
    This is meant for the good to get better

    There are simply some players beyond repair

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    Like Finalbeta.


    The Commander From Hell

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    Bravo Ragazzo Finalbeta's Avatar
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    And X is not even joking btw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimp of Pimps View Post
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    Were you abused by voluptuous women as a child? That's the only explanation for this.

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    Write it out so I can read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X's Bitch View Post
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    This is meant for the good to get better

    There are simply some players beyond repair


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    Okay, X's bitch.
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    Honey, you know I love your vagina.
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

    I regret ever giving you the opportunity to be more right about anything.
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    i used to drink mayonnaise as a kid
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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    Just because someone likes dick in their ass doesn't mean they're not your brother.

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    I will read them, yes. Start with all the basics and work up to the advanced methods.

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    Okay, X's bitch.
    When will you join some games?

    There's a Role Madness I'm starting soon and it's cool af

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finalbeta View Post
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    When will you join some games?

    There's a Role Madness I'm starting soon and it's cool af
    As long as it's not bastard, I'll consider playing soon. Maybe that dead time after Christmas day.
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    Honey, you know I love your vagina.
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

    I regret ever giving you the opportunity to be more right about anything.
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    i used to drink mayonnaise as a kid
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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    Just because someone likes dick in their ass doesn't mean they're not your brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa View Post
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    As long as it's not bastard, I'll consider playing soon. Maybe that dead time after Christmas day.
    Aight, I'm not hosting very soon, there's Ultra's game first. I will make sure to tag you in the sign ups thread too

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    I can do a TMF guide version of this - easily!
    - always lynch your cop and your doctor before the mafia
    - if you are an innocent child, you need to be lynched as well.
    - the end
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikamara View Post
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    I can do a TMF guide version of this - easily!
    - always lynch your cop and your doctor before the mafia
    - if you are an innocent child, you need to be lynched as well.
    - the end
    Always suck your own dick in an AG game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finalbeta View Post
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    Always suck your own dick in an AG game
    if you want to lose, yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikamara View Post
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    if you want to lose, yes
    I was afraid of the danger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finalbeta View Post
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    I was afraid of the danger
    Nika's guide to getting gud at AG
    - always reveal that you are an assassin to EVERYBODY
    - always suck your own dick, being an incredibly flexible faggot is the key to victory
    - always expose everyone's alignment
    - always lie to everyone and get caught in every lie.
    - claim every single faction, surely everyone will believe you
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