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    Mafia memes

    I'll start

    The virgin Mafia Goon:

    - Goes along with the town's reads
    - Softpushes his scum team mates from Day 1 for town cred
    - Makes 5 posts a day, all of them polite
    - Turns on invisible mode
    - Gets lynched D3

    The CHAD Mafia Godfather

    - Lynches whoever the fuck he wants for laughs
    - Becomes the undisputed town leader
    - Convinces town to lynch the cop
    - Lurks the thread visible for 3 hours while he's fucking your bitch
    - Admits he's mafia, still lives for 3 more days

    The virgin villager

    - Afraid to join any wagons
    - Only makes meta reads
    - Criticizes the town leaders on the side lines
    - Wrong about every one of his reads
    - Convinces himself the godfather is confirmed town
    - Lynches the cop

    The CHAD Town Hero
    - Makes 150 posts a day
    - Openly invites the mafia to kill him
    - Has never heard of a meta read in his life
    - Just does instinct reads
    - Kills 3 mafia in a row anyway
    - Voluntarily kills himself to make the game fair

    Someone post that "looking at girl" meme Zoro made

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    The CHAD Independent Slayer

    - town is so shitty so he takes pity and he helps them kill mafia

    - kills the same mafia member twice

    - gets the one female in the game to pretty much be on his nuts, follow all his commands, and he basically turned her into his sex slave

    - constantly use town members like worthless pawns and making them kill each other

    - tanking all mafia attempts to kill him

    - convinced someone with the same IQ as Big Mom to join him and kill his sex slave when he got bored of her

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    When I enter the game thread for the first time and see Crispy already has a 4 vote wagon


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    There's not a meme about White yet or am I missing something?
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

    I regret ever giving you the opportunity to be more right about anything.
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    i used to drink mayonnaise as a kid
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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    Just because someone likes dick in their ass doesn't mean they're not your brother.

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    There's not a meme about White yet or am I missing something?
    literally almost all of them are about white

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    @Tifa;

    virgin villager is white in cormag's wire game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa View Post
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    There's not a meme about White yet or am I missing something?
    The virgin villager

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    literally almost all of them are about white

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    @Tifa;

    virgin villager is white in cormag's wire game
    Thats what I thought but I thought it could have been applied to anyone.

    Is White this basic?
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    Honey, you know I love your vagina.
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    I must say i am baffled by the fact that someone would date Tifa, or that someone like Tifa is able to put a dude in a friendzone. Like are you really so depleted on the good looking girls? In my country no one would ever even look at her twice. We have 2/1 (Girl/Boy) ratio, and most of the girls are decent looking or hot. We have obese girls but they mostly die alone because even the ugly looking dudes can find a good looking girl if they are just not poor as fuck..
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    2:1 ratio and you still can't get any ass? Damn.

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    Dammit I deleted that so I could be saved from your rebuttal.

    I regret ever giving you the opportunity to be more right about anything.
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    i used to drink mayonnaise as a kid
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    What truth? The fact that you're an annoying dimwit? Most of your posts are cringe. Nothing worse than a cocky asshole who gets proven wrong and lies to save face. The fact that you have a gold bar pretty much exemplifies that rep is worthless. You are the face of awful modern day TMF posters. SpiRo back into whatever cave you crawled out of, please.
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    Just because someone likes dick in their ass doesn't mean they're not your brother.

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    Thats what I thought but I thought it could have been applied to anyone.

    Is White this basic?
    indeed he is

    can u guess the others?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa View Post
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    Thats what I thought but I thought it could have been applied to anyone.

    Is White this basic?
    Here's another

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    @Ava;

    I got one more (The OG game)

    The Cuck Player

    - Almost get lynched Day 1
    - Is the only person online when the night kill happens
    - Certainly getting lynched Day 2
    - Blames the mod for his own mistake

    The ALPHA Game Host

    - Takes time out of his day to make sure his players have a good time
    - Posted his dick for everyone to see
    - Super Friendly and helpful
    - Absolutely demolishes any man who disrespects him and publicly humiliates him
    He's actually a pretty good player just has some hilarious failures

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    This is a classic

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    It's obvious.

    First you tell everybody you're Townie and want to bring down all scum.

    This in and of itself is not much of a sell, BUT since YOU know WE know you are pretty well established on this forum as a great Mafia player, you assume that you are an instant target if you don't speak up asap. Especially if you act shady, on the other hand, if you DO come out, people might assume you're a scum.

    BUT since being scum isn't the best idea to go all out at the start, (only townies would do so), we'd TOTALLY believe you are a townie.

    BUT the fact remains that you are a very conniving man and would abuse the fact that we would assume you are very elaborate in your plans. This would mean that being an INDEPENDENT and starting to throw yourself in the limelight from the first GO, you play a double-edged sword hand.

    I know you better than you know yourself Ultra, and that is that you need control of information to guide the chaos to your hand.

    But to do the EXACT opposite, and that is being an INDEPENDENT and doing the EXACT same thing you would do in a situation where you are a TOWNY is something NOBODY would predict.

    So the only logical conclusion MUST be that you are independent. And are using your reputation to TRICK us into believing you are a CERTAIN towny.

    You're going down buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punished Ultra View Post
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    The virgin villager

    - Afraid to join any wagons
    - Only makes meta reads
    - Criticizes the town leaders on the side lines
    - Wrong about every one of his reads
    - Convinces himself the godfather is confirmed town
    - Lynches the cop



    This hit close to home.

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    None of these really describe me.


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