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    How didn't Robert notice something was up with Cersei and Joffrey?

    Cersei threatened to kill Robert's daughter and he caught Joffrey cutting open a pregnant cat.

    Yet I don't recall any hints he knew there was soemthing seriously wrong with those two.
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    He's a lazy fat fuck.
    I wouldn't call him lazy. Bad at his job, yes, but not lazy. He legitimately did care about the realm and even wanted to raise his bastards close to him like Ned did with Jon.

    If your wife lowkey threatens to kill your child that's a red flag.
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    I wouldn't call him lazy. Bad at his job, yes, but not lazy. He legitimately did care about the realm and even wanted to raise his bastards close to him like Ned did with Jon.

    If your wife lowkey threatens to kill your child that's a red flag.
    Its Cercei.
    He might be used to such things.

    I would've had her executed if I were him but who knows what goes on in that thick skull.


































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    Its Cercei.
    He might be used to such things.

    I would've had her executed if I were him but who knows what goes on in that thick skull.

    If anything it was probably Tywin he was wary of since the crown was in debt to the Lannisters.

    But still. I know Robert is Robert and he was probably never the same after Lyanna died but it seemed even Ned wised up more than he did.
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    If anything it was probably Tywin he was wary of since the crown was in debt to the Lannisters.

    But still. I know Robert is Robert and he was probably never the same after Lyanna died but it seemed even Ned wised up more than he did.
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    Denial.

    Maybe. Tywin was definitely in denial. Even when he heard the rumors he didn't believe them.
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    He was an alcoholic and cheated far more then Cersei.

    He never really cared about Cersei, and that's why he didn't pay attention to her actions.


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    I just don't think there were a lot of signs. Cersei was fairly sneaky and Joff didn't become more fucked until after Robert's death.

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    Robert may have cared about the realm but he was very selfish. He wanted his food and whores and to hunt. I think its a mix of what a lot of people have said already.

    But mostly denial. That's usually the easiest escape when you're an alcoholic.
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    I completely forgot about this conversation Robert had with Ned:

    "Let me tell you a secret, Ned. More than once, I have dreamed of giving up the crown. Take ship for the Free Cities with my horse and my hammer, spend my time warring and whoring, that's what I was made for. The Sellsword King, how the singers would love me. You know what stops me? The thought of Joffrey on the throne, with Cersei standing behind him whispering in his ear . My son. How could I have made a son like that, Ned?....."It would not trouble me if the boy was wild, Ned. You don't know him as I do."
    So yeah, he knew something was up. Cersei probably stepped in whenever he tried to discipline Joffrey and even if he figured Cersei out early on there's no way he could separate from her since he needed Tywin so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimp of Pimps View Post
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    Cersei threatened to kill Robert's daughter and he caught Joffrey cutting open a pregnant cat.

    Yet I don't recall any hints he knew there was soemthing seriously wrong with those two.
    she actually killed many of his kids

    he banged two serving girls at casterly rock, cersei had them both killed and the woman sent into exile (or slavery i dont remember)





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    she actually killed many of his kids

    he banged two serving girls at casterly rock, cersei had them both killed and the woman sent into exile (or slavery i dont remember)
    He didn't know about those right?

    It's really sad. He wanted to be a good father even to his bastard children.

    Robert had serious flaws but I feel some people think he was just an absolute shitstain or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimp of Pimps View Post
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    Cersei threatened to kill Robert's daughter and he caught Joffrey cutting open a pregnant cat.

    Yet I don't recall any hints he knew there was soemthing seriously wrong with those two.
    He also let Rhaegar take his betrothed. He's literally the biggest cuck in the Seven Kingdoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimp of Pimps View Post
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    He didn't know about those right?

    It's really sad. He wanted to be a good father even to his bastard children.

    Robert had serious flaws but I feel some people think he was just an absolute shitstain or something.
    No I don't think he knew but Tywin probably did since it happened in his castle.

    robert is in my top 5 so i love him

    he was just depressed after his love died, that's all

    i feel like he would have been happier if he married someone like catelyn stark for example





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    He also let Rhaegar take his betrothed. He's literally the biggest cuck in the Seven Kingdoms.

    He killed him for that though.
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    No I don't think he knew but Tywin probably did since it happened in his castle.

    robert is in my top 5 so i love him

    he was just depressed after his love died, that's all

    i feel like he would have been happier if he married someone like catelyn stark for example

    I recall reading that Renly and some others were planning on separating Robert and Cersei and marrying him to margaery.

    I feel like he'd have killed Cersei in a fit of rage if he knew she actually had his kids killed. He even sent his kids gifts and stuff, so he clearly wished well for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimp of Pimps View Post
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    I recall reading that Renly and some others were planning on separating Robert and Cersei and marrying him to margaery.
    yeah renly was even showing ned a portrait of margarey to ned asking him if she looked like lyanna and ned was like





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