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    Didnt laugh.



    Tommorow we continue this, I am tired now.
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    4 chan, dear god...

    *deep inhale*
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    It was from reddit, you didnt laugh to that?

    You are a worthy foe
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    Didnt see.

    how 'bout this?
    Woke up at 3AM once felt the gurggles in my stomach telling me I needed to get out of bed and go now
    Sat on the can expecting a torrent. Nothing. I couldn't even feel anything move at all. Then another round of painful cramps and such. I squeeze and the bottom part isn't fucking budging at all.
    I finally realize that although it might be molten liquid shit on the top floor, the exit is completely compacted and blocked off. At this point I have no idea what to do. I am now screaming in pain with every round of cramps and upper bowel movement. I even considered getting some kind of thin device and cramming it in there to break up the stubborn poop party in the lower deck.
    After about the 7th round, I feel a slight shift on the bottom. I know you aren't supposed to squeeze but fuck all that nonsense, I was in agony. I am squeezing with all of my might, veins bulging out of my neck and forehead. I know that if this doesn't happen soon, I'm going to pull an Elvis and be found on the can with my eyes rolled into the back of my brain.
    Finally a fist-sized piece of shit that was holding up the whole show, shoots out of my ass like Lucifer's Hammer en route to wipe out a whole civilization of Philistines. Immediately after that, is a liquid poo firehose that had so much PSI I'm pretty sure I actually lifted off of the shitter by a few inches. Any harder and I would have been knocked out by hitting my head on the ceiling.


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    Not bad, but not good enough.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU1taFr17QU
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    We will get to the goods tomorrow of course
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    Didnt laugh yet.

    Not bad tho
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