Still working on my capstone class. After that I'll be done with my BS and will start looking for a job.
I'm not working ATM, so I'm concentrating on reading a lot, making sure I exercise properly, studying Arabic and so on.
How about you?
Just general activities. Life. School. Plans to kidnap people and convince them your way of thinking is best.
what kind of activities, i wonder
and what kind of genuine interest also
A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".
So you like dancing Mak-boy?
I am a man that does many things.
A Catholic couple is about to get married, and the woman sits the man down for a heart-to-heart the day before the wedding. She says, "Honey, before we do this, I have something I need to get off my chest. You see, a few years back, my family was very poor, and for a while I had to work as a prostitute."
The man leaps out of his chair and shouts, "Oh no, absolutely not! I can't get married to you!"
The woman starts crying, and begs him to forgive her, "Please don't leave me - surely you can live with a woman who used to be a bit of a whore..."
The man sits down and says, "Oh, that's fine. For a minute I thought you said Protestant."
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"
Oh, no: I never found her head.
Twisted humor is best humor
Two pedophiles sitting on a park bench. A 6 year old girl comes skipping by.. Rubbing his thighs the first pedophile says "Christ look at the body on that." to which the other replies "Yeah.. I bet she was really something in her day
I see I guess mass genocide is inevitable
A whole lot of boredom
Long May She Reign
Dani Dani Dani Dani