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    A Catholic couple is about to get married, and the woman sits the man down for a heart-to-heart the day before the wedding. She says, "Honey, before we do this, I have something I need to get off my chest. You see, a few years back, my family was very poor, and for a while I had to work as a prostitute."
    The man leaps out of his chair and shouts, "Oh no, absolutely not! I can't get married to you!"
    The woman starts crying, and begs him to forgive her, "Please don't leave me - surely you can live with a woman who used to be a bit of a whore..."
    The man sits down and says, "Oh, that's fine. For a minute I thought you said Protestant."
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    A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

    His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

    Oh, no: I never found her head.
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    Twisted humor is best humor
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    Two pedophiles sitting on a park bench. A 6 year old girl comes skipping by.. Rubbing his thighs the first pedophile says "Christ look at the body on that." to which the other replies "Yeah.. I bet she was really something in her day

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    I see I guess mass genocide is inevitable
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    Easy peacy then
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    Yes but you know all his weaknesses don't ya?
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    I saw this today

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    Why don't we join forces a + and - must become neutral when they Merge together
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    HE'S TOO NAKED, MAK

    Shapeshifts? Is he a Transformer?
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