I'm not able to view Cake's profile , but if you do this Cake is a kind person, don't . She'manipulative, jealous, ugly, biased, ugly and a whore. You can thank me later, friend ;
You were never wrong about me, but you're even more stupid than I thought if you believe in Cake's pathetic kindness act
Don't think with your dick kiddo, she's some ugly cunt
Hi ! Thank you for helping a lot of members out! I have talked with my mom about your kindness and we really love to see you help people more.
If you're interested to fix my name. Please leave a message !
I wanted to see if it was true
You were right the whooooleeee time.
Gad woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of goat milk and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one hard box that looked like a guitar.
Suddenly, Gad noticed that SuperMeteor was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either. Gad thought that he would surprise him. Maybe even sneak up behind him and thrust him on his sexy anus. That always made SM dirty. Gad crept noisely down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its long lights, and the presents, heaped up quickly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and SM. Kissing someone. Gad was so angry, he picked up a table from a table and threw it quietly in the curry.
They both looked around.
"SuperMeteor, you spicy camel!" Gad yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Gad looked and then rubbed his testicles and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," SM said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a smelly kiss it
"Well, I suppose," Gad said overly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Gad went down under the mistletoe and kissed Santa. Santa was the best kisser ever. He made Gad's penis feel all sweaty.
"You see Indian?" SM said huskily, and Gad saw. So they went at it all night. Everybody's presents were late.
At least be honest though. You do love being vague as shit don't you? Makes you feel like some secret elite forum shadow government.
I wouldn't demand names if there was more transparency in the first place. You've known me for quite a while, you should weigh in your own personal observations against the warnings of some...enigmas you won't disclose to me either.
I know you're from Idaho and all, but in the rest of the states that's not the politically correct term.
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