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    I'm a little mad. I had the perfect character lined up for you in an edit, and then forgot he's just so freaking obscure that art for him is too damn sparse.
  2. <span style="font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.</span>
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    Are you feeling better?
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    I'm gonna try and free up some time to get in one of your games. That last one looked really well done.
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    Hey, wanted to reach out and let you know I like what you're doing with Mafia. I know people have said in the past it looks like a new age for mafia, but it really looks like this time it's coming back to be a mainstay of TMF.

    Good job.
  6. Can't wait
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    Oh definitely.
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    Can't wait for the post-game talk.
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    Sick but still doing TMF work.

    Get well soon.
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    Do you wish to see me at 90% autism?

    This was in 2016.

    It was so strong that people thought it was intentional.

    I acted as though I was 7 years old.
    I surpassed COV.
    I was on par with Drex in those times.

    The day of the lenny face
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