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The Big King
07-13-2012, 01:54 PM
Came across this story: http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/down-under/penis-testicle-testical-tiger-snake-australia-wildlife-worlds-deadliest-snakes fairly old, but interesting nonetheless. Essentially a dude was bitten on his balls by a venomous snake and asked his best buddy to help him suck the poison out, he refused to do so but opted to drive him to the nearest hospital instead. Dude survived, just barely.

My question to you guys is if you were in the position of the best friend (assuming you're a straight male, gay niggas this isn't for you), would you help him get rid of the venom by sucking on his hairy ball-sack? Discuss.

Viper
07-13-2012, 01:58 PM
Fuck that, he'd clown on me for the rest of my life. "He he, y-you, you sucked my balls". Asshole. :giogio

Minty
07-13-2012, 02:05 PM
Heck no!

corsair
07-13-2012, 02:11 PM
I would remind my friend that sucking out the poison barely helps if you compare it with keeping the bite lower than the heart and drive him to the hospital.

ZERO PHOENIX
07-13-2012, 05:23 PM
Came across this story: http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/down-under/penis-testicle-testical-tiger-snake-australia-wildlife-worlds-deadliest-snakes fairly old, but interesting nonetheless. Essentially a dude was bitten on his balls by a venomous snake and asked his best buddy to help him suck the poison out, he refused to do so but opted to drive him to the nearest hospital instead. Dude survived, just barely.

My question to you guys is if you were in the position of the best friend (assuming you're a straight male, gay niggas this isn't for you), would you help him get rid of the venom by sucking on his hairy ball-sack? Discuss.


It would take you to post a story like this. :smh

pizzadust
07-13-2012, 05:37 PM
sure why not

V
07-13-2012, 05:43 PM
Nope

pizzadust
07-13-2012, 05:47 PM
whats the big deal I meen its not that bad. sure uncomfortable but the guy barely survived.

V
07-13-2012, 05:50 PM
Gay ass nigga

I wouldn't do it for my homeboy

V
07-13-2012, 05:53 PM
He survived it so it was not that lethal

pizzadust
07-13-2012, 05:57 PM
If it wasn't lethal he wouldn't have come near death. They would have said hesurvived not barely. Y'll niggas just heartless.

MM
07-13-2012, 06:02 PM
I wouldn't do it since sucking out snake venom does not work that well and could make things worse (http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/snake-bite.htm).

Anyway even if a best friend life is at stake. You should know what you are doing before administrating any aid. Best case is always to rush to a doctor or hospital. It has nothing to do with not wanting to go the distance for my best friend but that is most logical thing to do.

pizzadust
07-13-2012, 06:08 PM
trick question huh?

V
07-13-2012, 06:18 PM
Well that is good to know

Rim
07-13-2012, 06:31 PM
Not a fucking inch.

pizzadust
07-13-2012, 06:40 PM
well guess its either imputation or a doctor.

Doma
07-13-2012, 06:46 PM
Hell no, that's just too weird.

Pacifista
07-14-2012, 07:44 AM
Sounds like a terrible idea. This guy was smart in using his time to drive his friend to the hospital instead of sucking on his testicles.