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Yoshi
06-09-2015, 11:02 PM
Alright, I posted 4 chapters on DBZeta so far, but I want to show you guys the Fanfiction, too. I'll post all 4 at once. I assume this is the right section...


Chapter 1:

"I'm going to become a Pokemon Master!" Red shouted, as he ran out from upstairs.

"Good luck, sweetie." His mom said.

"Thanks mom." Red said.Meanwhile, out in the fields, Red sees a wild Pikachu.

"I'm ready to capture and tame my own Pokemon!" Red stated, as he leaped forward to grab it.

Professor Oak caught him by the back of his shirt in mid-air, saying "You moron, you don't even know the basics. Here, watch.".

Professor Oak throws a Poke Ball and captures it.

"Whoa, how did you do that?"."Here, it's yours.". Oak states, as he gives him the ball.

"Yay! Now I'm ready to start my Pokemon journey!" Red stated as he started running toward the fields.

Professor Oak caught him by the shirt again. "You dumbass, I need to test your skills against my grandson who just got his first Pokemon today.".

"Ah, but I hate that asshole!" Red stated.

"Oh, so that's his name... My alzheimer's is really getting to me." Oak stated, as he stratched his head.

Meanwhile, in Professor Oak's Lab.

"There you are, asshole!", Professor Oak stated greeting his Grandson, "What? My name's not...-", Professor Oak cut him off "Battle Red outside, I'll watch you two.".

"I can't believe he remembered your name but not mine." Green grumbled to Red.

"Sorry Green, I didn't mean to fuck with his alzheimer's." Red said in a guilty tone.

"Eevee, go!".

"Go, Pikachu!".

"Eevee, use Quick Attack".

"Pikachu, use Quick Attack, too!".

Eevee was surprisingly faster and stronger than Pikachu, so when they clashed, Eevee knocked him to the ground.

"Eevee, use Bite!".Eevee bit into Pikachu's cheek. Pikachu was crying out in pain, Red was speechless.

"Ha! My Eevee's raping your Pikachu!".

Suddenly, Red hatched an idea.

"Pikachu, use Thundershock."Since Eevee was biting into Pikachu's cheek, it took the full force of Pikachu's Thundershock, making it faint.

"Damn it all! I picked the wrong Pokemon!".

"Okay, return your Pokemon you two. I'll heal them and give you a Pokedex and 5 Poke Balls.".

"To catch all the Pokemon in the Pokemon in the World... That was my-.".

Unfortunately by the time he handed them their Pokedexes and Poke Balls, Red and Green were already out of the Lab by the time Oak opened his eyes while giving his speech.

"Oh well, this gives me an even quicker opportunity to fuck Red's Mom while he's gone.".

To Be Continued...


Chapter 2:

Meanwhile, in Viridian City...

"Well that was a short route... Oh hey, it's a Gym!".

Red went toward the Gym, but an drunk old man was passed out in the way.

"Damn, what's this dumbass doing in the way? Well, I guess I should take him to the Pokemon Center.".

Red goes to the Pokemon Center and puts the passed out, drunk old man on the sofa.

"Oh, by the way nurse, what type does this town's Gym Leader use?".

"That Gym closed up a while ago.".

"WHA-?!".

"Yeah, he just closed it up on whim and left. He didn't even say when he'd be back.".

Red exists the center and heads toward the Viridian Forest.

"Well that's just great... I guess I need some more Pokemon in the Viridian Forest anyway.".

As he enters the Viridian Forest, immediately he comes across a Bulbasaur.

"Aw sweet! A Bulbasaur! I'm gonna catch it! Go Pikachu!".

"Pika!".

"Pikachu, use Thundershock!".

Pikachu uses Thundershock, but the Bulbasaur just shakes it off.

"What the?".

Bulbasaur uses Vine Whip, causing Pikachu to fall into a pond.

"No! Pikachu! Return!".

"Electric attacks aren't very effective against Grass Types.".

"Huh? Who are you?".

"My name's Yellow, let me take you to the Pokemon Center and Pokemon Mart in Viridian City.".

When they went to the town and Yellow buys Red Potions and, they exit the Mart and head toward the Pokemon Center, Red sees Professor Oak walking toward the Mart.

"Hey Professor Oak, what are you doing here?" Red asked.

"WHAT!? Oh, uh, I was just getting my Parcel... Yeah!".

Oak sees the girl wearing the straw hat.

"Wow Red, I didn't know you swung that way.".

"What are you talking about?" Red asked.

"Is that a boy or a girl?".

"Hey! Don't get the wrong idea, just because I'm wearing a Straw Hat, it doesn't make me look like a boy! And we're not dating! I'm just politely escorting him to get Potions and heal his Pokemon!".

"Wow, snappy..." Red said.

"Well, sounds to me like you're embarrassed.". Said Oak.

"I-I'm not..." Yellow says while blushing.

"Well, I'll leave you two alone... Kids these days... They're so promiscuous..."

As Yellow and Red head to the Pokemon Center Oak enters the Pokemon Mart.

"Yeah, I'd like to buy some condoms, please.".

Meanwhile, in the Pokemon Center...

"So, you have a Pikachu... I do, as well.".

"Oh, really? That's pretty cool!".

"Yeah, it is! So, is Pikachu your only Pokemon?". Yellow asked.

"Yeah, why?" Asked Red.

"Well, the next Gym Leader in Pewter City uses Rock Type Pokemon. And normally, Rock Types also have a secondary Ground type. Ground types have immunity to Electric types.".

"Oh, I see...".

"

Well, Ground types are weak against Grass types, so if you manage to catch that Bulbasaur...".

"Yeah, all the more reason to try catching it! Let's go!".

Meanwhile, in the Viridian Forest...

Bulbasaur looks at Red, then turns his head, in a disrespectful manner.

"Go! Pikachu! Use Thunder Wave".

Suddenly, Bulbasaur looks at the waves and realizes he underestimated Red this time.

"Bulba!". Bulbasaur said while stunned on the ground.

"Now Pikachu! Weaken it with a Quick Attack!".

Pikachu knocks Bulbasaur toward a tree. Bulbasaur appeared beat.

"Poke Ball! GO!".

The Poke Ball shakes three times and it appeared Bulbasaur was caught.

"Alright Red, you caught it!".

"Yeah, now let's heal them both in Pewter City and challenge Brock.".

To be continued...


Chapter 3:

Finally, after a hour or two of going through the abundance of trees in the Viridian Forest, they finally make it to Pewter.

"Wow, Pewter City doesn't look nothing special to me. Just a bunch of houses on hills with random boulders.". Said Red.

"Well, our Pokemon are all injured. We should heal them in the Pokemon Center." Said Yellow.

Meanwhile, in the Pokemon Center.

"Red, you stay here, I'll go to the Pokemon Mart.".

"Alright.".

Yellow walks to the Pokemon Mart.

In the Pokemon Center, Red calls Professor Oak.

"Professor Oak, I got out of the Viridian Forest! I also caught a Bulbasaur.".

"A Bulbasaur? Red, I'll let you in on something. A Bulbasaur of mine recently escaped my Lab.".

"What, Really?!".

"Definitely. Bulbasaurs aren't found in the Viridian Forest. In fact, they're endangered.".

"Wow...".

Suddenly, Oak had a faint smile, and hatched an evil plot.

"Red, I also need that Bulbasaur for HM experimenting, as well. Could you give it to me for a while? I'll let you have it permanently afterwards. You did catch it yourself, after all".

"I guess..." Red stated reluctantly.

As Red deposited the Bulbasaur, Oak thought to himself.

(Idiot, he has no way to win against Brock if he only uses Pikachu).

Red ends the call and Yellow states with a bright smile "C'mon, let's face Brock".

They reach the Pewter City Gym.

"Wow, this place has even more boulders than the rest of the City." Said Red.

They enter the Gym... With Brock giving Red a firm hand shake.

"You're Red, aren't you? I've heard about you starting a journey from Pallet Town along with Green. Let's make this battle interesting.".

"Yes... Let's.".They get into battle positions...

"Go! Onix!"."Go! Pikachu!".

In Brock's mind (Wow, what a loser. Sending out an Electric Type first in our battle.).

In Red's mind (Holy shit! That thing's huge! How can I possibly beat it?).

"Red! I thought you were going to use Bulbasaur instead of Pikachu?" Said Yellow.

"Bulbasaur? I would have gotten owned by that.".

"I had to deposit it to Professor Oak. It was his Pokemon and he had to research it some more. He said he'd give it back to me sometime, though.".

"Well, you're out of luck. Onix, Tackle!".

Pikachu, dodged it by jumping in the air."Pikachu, use Thundershock, to your full extent!".

"Hah, that still won't work!".

Pikachu used Thundershock, and while that didn't effect Onix, sparks bounced high enough onto the sprinklers on the ceiling, causing them to pour water on Onix, making it faint.

Red, Yellow, and Brock were all speechless for a few seconds.

"Was that your plan all along?" Asked Brock?

(I guess I have to lie to get out of this one...)

"Um, yeah...".

"Then I give you this badge.".

"Alright!".They exit the Gym.

(Wow, I can't believe he won that cunningly... He's so dreamy.) Yellow thought in her mind.

"Well, I guess this is goodbye.""Um, what?" Yellow said while twisting her blonde hair.

"You live in this general area. I wouldn't want to burden you with my journeys.".

"I... Guess...".

"Alright, see ya.".

Yellow sees Red run off to the Pokemon Center.

"Oh well, at least I bought those dildos at the Mart, earlier.".

Meanwhile, at the Pokemon Center, as Red was healing his Pokemon...

"Hey Oak, I just won against Brock!".

"WHAT, REALLY? I mean, uh, congratulations...".

Suddenly, Oak hatched up another sinister plot.

"How about I give you a Charmander as a reward. Besides, you can use it against the next Gym Leader. It'll be a valuable asset to use against her.".

"Really? Wow, thanks, Professor Oak!".

Red receives the Poke Ball containing Charmander from the PC and heads out to the direction of Mount Moon.

To be continued...


Chapter 4:

"Professor Oak speaking.".

"Yes, this is the Mount Moon Pokemon Center. How may I help you?".

"I'd like to pay you off to close your Center early tonight.".

After battling with multiple trainers, Red thought to himself.

(Man, it's almost night time. I better heal my Pokemon and hit the hay in the Pokemon Center.).

Red attempts opening the Center's door, but finds it locked.

"What the? They're not supposed to close this early!".

Red looks around.

"Oh well, I guess I should sleep outside.".

Red eventually sweats up a storm in his sleep, and after about two hours, he gets sick of the humidity.

"Ugh... I can't sleep anymore. I guess I should head to Cerulean City, after all.".

Red enters Mount Moon's cave, looks to his left, and sees a public restroom.

"I guess there's no harm in washing myself up after I sweat so much.".

As he enters it, a female trainer about Red's age, covered in sweat with her soaked shirt off showing her D cup boobs walks out of one of the stalls.

"YOW!".

"What the?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM?! THIS ISN'T UNISEX, YOU KNOW!".

"UNISEX? YOU AND I SEX? HELL YEAH!".

The trainer hits him over the head.Red ends up using the men's restroom to the right of the Cave entrance.

"Anyway, who are you? And what's a sexy piece of ass doing in this cave?".

"Ugh, fine I'll tell you... My name's Blue. And I'm here to catch a Clefairy. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be going, now.".

"WAIT!".

"What do you want?! If it's my virginity, then it's already been taken... Today, in fact.".

"BY WHO?!".

"I doubt you'd know him. Anyway, good bye.".

"WAIT!".

"WHAT NOW?!".

"It's rather dark in here. I have a Charmander, he'll light the way for us.".

"Ugh, fair enough.".

As they advance further in the cave...

"By the way, why aren't you trying to catch a Jigglypuff, instead? It would be fitting because of your jiggling titties." Red says as he puts his arms around her grabbing her boobs.

Blue wacks him over the head again waving her fist afterwards yelling "IDIOT! You're lucky I need you for catching a Clefairy and getting out of this place! Besides I need someone to help me fight off a Rocket Grunts further down this cave.".

"Rocket Grunts?".

"Don't tell me you haven't heard of them. They're a criminal organization with unknown motives.".

"Sounds awful! Don't worry, I'll be your knight in shining armor!".

"Ugh..." said Blue, as she rolled her eyes.

Suddenly, a Clefairy starts running holding a Moon Stone.

"Oh wow, a Clefairy! Go, Nidoran Female!".

"Nidoran Female! Nidoran Female!".

"Nidoran Female, use scratch!".

"Nidoran... FEMALE!".

Clefairy got scratched and tried running away, dropping the Moon Stone.

"Poke Ball, go!".

The Poke Ball wiggled three times and was caught.

"YEAH!" Said Blue.

"That was sexy." Said Red.

"Shut up! You killed the mood!".

"Alright Charmander, let's go down this path!".

"Char, Char!".

To be continued...

Schnarf
06-09-2015, 11:04 PM
split it up into paragraphs, nobody is going to bother reading it as it is now

Yoshi
06-09-2015, 11:22 PM
That was on accident. I copy and pasted it. It's fixed, now.

X
06-09-2015, 11:59 PM
Why is this in the Art section?

Alex D. Boss
06-10-2015, 12:17 AM
Alright, I posted 4 chapters on DBZeta so far, but I want to show you guys the Fanfiction, too. I'll post all 4 at once. I assume this is the right section...


Chapter 1:

"I'm going to become a Pokemon Master!" Red shouted, as he ran out from upstairs.

"Good luck, sweetie." His mom said.

"Thanks mom." Red said.Meanwhile, out in the fields, Red sees a wild Pikachu.

"I'm ready to capture and tame my own Pokemon!" Red stated, as he leaped forward to grab it.

Professor Oak caught him by the back of his shirt in mid-air, saying "You moron, you don't even know the basics. Here, watch.".

Professor Oak throws a Poke Ball and captures it.

"Whoa, how did you do that?"."Here, it's yours.". Oak states, as he gives him the ball.

"Yay! Now I'm ready to start my Pokemon journey!" Red stated as he started running toward the fields.

Professor Oak caught him by the shirt again. "You dumbass, I need to test your skills against my grandson who just got his first Pokemon today.".

"Ah, but I hate that asshole!" Red stated.

"Oh, so that's his name... My alzheimer's is really getting to me." Oak stated, as he stratched his head.

Meanwhile, in Professor Oak's Lab.

"There you are, asshole!", Professor Oak stated greeting his Grandson, "What? My name's not...-", Professor Oak cut him off "Battle Red outside, I'll watch you two.".

"I can't believe he remembered your name but not mine." Green grumbled to Red.

"Sorry Green, I didn't mean to fuck with his alzheimer's." Red said in a guilty tone.

"Eevee, go!".

"Go, Pikachu!".

"Eevee, use Quick Attack".

"Pikachu, use Quick Attack, too!".

Eevee was surprisingly faster and stronger than Pikachu, so when they clashed, Eevee knocked him to the ground.

"Eevee, use Bite!".Eevee bit into Pikachu's cheek. Pikachu was crying out in pain, Red was speechless.

"Ha! My Eevee's raping your Pikachu!".

Suddenly, Red hatched an idea.

"Pikachu, use Thundershock."Since Eevee was biting into Pikachu's cheek, it took the full force of Pikachu's Thundershock, making it faint.

"Damn it all! I picked the wrong Pokemon!".

"Okay, return your Pokemon you two. I'll heal them and give you a Pokedex and 5 Poke Balls.".

"To catch all the Pokemon in the Pokemon in the World... That was my-.".

Unfortunately by the time he handed them their Pokedexes and Poke Balls, Red and Green were already out of the Lab by the time Oak opened his eyes while giving his speech.

"Oh well, this gives me an even quicker opportunity to fuck Red's Mom while he's gone.".

To Be Continued...


Chapter 2:

Meanwhile, in Viridian City...

"Well that was a short route... Oh hey, it's a Gym!".

Red went toward the Gym, but an drunk old man was passed out in the way.

"Damn, what's this dumbass doing in the way? Well, I guess I should take him to the Pokemon Center.".

Red goes to the Pokemon Center and puts the passed out, drunk old man on the sofa.

"Oh, by the way nurse, what type does this town's Gym Leader use?".

"That Gym closed up a while ago.".

"WHA-?!".

"Yeah, he just closed it up on whim and left. He didn't even say when he'd be back.".

Red exists the center and heads toward the Viridian Forest.

"Well that's just great... I guess I need some more Pokemon in the Viridian Forest anyway.".

As he enters the Viridian Forest, immediately he comes across a Bulbasaur.

"Aw sweet! A Bulbasaur! I'm gonna catch it! Go Pikachu!".

"Pika!".

"Pikachu, use Thundershock!".

Pikachu uses Thundershock, but the Bulbasaur just shakes it off.

"What the?".

Bulbasaur uses Vine Whip, causing Pikachu to fall into a pond.

"No! Pikachu! Return!".

"Electric attacks aren't very effective against Grass Types.".

"Huh? Who are you?".

"My name's Yellow, let me take you to the Pokemon Center and Pokemon Mart in Viridian City.".

When they went to the town and Yellow buys Red Potions and, they exit the Mart and head toward the Pokemon Center, Red sees Professor Oak walking toward the Mart.

"Hey Professor Oak, what are you doing here?" Red asked.

"WHAT!? Oh, uh, I was just getting my Parcel... Yeah!".

Oak sees the girl wearing the straw hat.

"Wow Red, I didn't know you swung that way.".

"What are you talking about?" Red asked.

"Is that a boy or a girl?".

"Hey! Don't get the wrong idea, just because I'm wearing a Straw Hat, it doesn't make me look like a boy! And we're not dating! I'm just politely escorting him to get Potions and heal his Pokemon!".

"Wow, snappy..." Red said.

"Well, sounds to me like you're embarrassed.". Said Oak.

"I-I'm not..." Yellow says while blushing.

"Well, I'll leave you two alone... Kids these days... They're so promiscuous..."

As Yellow and Red head to the Pokemon Center Oak enters the Pokemon Mart.

"Yeah, I'd like to buy some condoms, please.".

Meanwhile, in the Pokemon Center...

"So, you have a Pikachu... I do, as well.".

"Oh, really? That's pretty cool!".

"Yeah, it is! So, is Pikachu your only Pokemon?". Yellow asked.

"Yeah, why?" Asked Red.

"Well, the next Gym Leader in Pewter City uses Rock Type Pokemon. And normally, Rock Types also have a secondary Ground type. Ground types have immunity to Electric types.".

"Oh, I see...".

"

Well, Ground types are weak against Grass types, so if you manage to catch that Bulbasaur...".

"Yeah, all the more reason to try catching it! Let's go!".

Meanwhile, in the Viridian Forest...

Bulbasaur looks at Red, then turns his head, in a disrespectful manner.

"Go! Pikachu! Use Thunder Wave".

Suddenly, Bulbasaur looks at the waves and realizes he underestimated Red this time.

"Bulba!". Bulbasaur said while stunned on the ground.

"Now Pikachu! Weaken it with a Quick Attack!".

Pikachu knocks Bulbasaur toward a tree. Bulbasaur appeared beat.

"Poke Ball! GO!".

The Poke Ball shakes three times and it appeared Bulbasaur was caught.

"Alright Red, you caught it!".

"Yeah, now let's heal them both in Pewter City and challenge Brock.".

To be continued...


Chapter 3:

Finally, after a hour or two of going through the abundance of trees in the Viridian Forest, they finally make it to Pewter.

"Wow, Pewter City doesn't look nothing special to me. Just a bunch of houses on hills with random boulders.". Said Red.

"Well, our Pokemon are all injured. We should heal them in the Pokemon Center." Said Yellow.

Meanwhile, in the Pokemon Center.

"Red, you stay here, I'll go to the Pokemon Mart.".

"Alright.".

Yellow walks to the Pokemon Mart.

In the Pokemon Center, Red calls Professor Oak.

"Professor Oak, I got out of the Viridian Forest! I also caught a Bulbasaur.".

"A Bulbasaur? Red, I'll let you in on something. A Bulbasaur of mine recently escaped my Lab.".

"What, Really?!".

"Definitely. Bulbasaurs aren't found in the Viridian Forest. In fact, they're endangered.".

"Wow...".

Suddenly, Oak had a faint smile, and hatched an evil plot.

"Red, I also need that Bulbasaur for HM experimenting, as well. Could you give it to me for a while? I'll let you have it permanently afterwards. You did catch it yourself, after all".

"I guess..." Red stated reluctantly.

As Red deposited the Bulbasaur, Oak thought to himself.

(Idiot, he has no way to win against Brock if he only uses Pikachu).

Red ends the call and Yellow states with a bright smile "C'mon, let's face Brock".

They reach the Pewter City Gym.

"Wow, this place has even more boulders than the rest of the City." Said Red.

They enter the Gym... With Brock giving Red a firm hand shake.

"You're Red, aren't you? I've heard about you starting a journey from Pallet Town along with Green. Let's make this battle interesting.".

"Yes... Let's.".They get into battle positions...

"Go! Onix!"."Go! Pikachu!".

In Brock's mind (Wow, what a loser. Sending out an Electric Type first in our battle.).

In Red's mind (Holy shit! That thing's huge! How can I possibly beat it?).

"Red! I thought you were going to use Bulbasaur instead of Pikachu?" Said Yellow.

"Bulbasaur? I would have gotten owned by that.".

"I had to deposit it to Professor Oak. It was his Pokemon and he had to research it some more. He said he'd give it back to me sometime, though.".

"Well, you're out of luck. Onix, Tackle!".

Pikachu, dodged it by jumping in the air."Pikachu, use Thundershock, to your full extent!".

"Hah, that still won't work!".

Pikachu used Thundershock, and while that didn't effect Onix, sparks bounced high enough onto the sprinklers on the ceiling, causing them to pour water on Onix, making it faint.

Red, Yellow, and Brock were all speechless for a few seconds.

"Was that your plan all along?" Asked Brock?

(I guess I have to lie to get out of this one...)

"Um, yeah...".

"Then I give you this badge.".

"Alright!".They exit the Gym.

(Wow, I can't believe he won that cunningly... He's so dreamy.) Yellow thought in her mind.

"Well, I guess this is goodbye.""Um, what?" Yellow said while twisting her blonde hair.

"You live in this general area. I wouldn't want to burden you with my journeys.".

"I... Guess...".

"Alright, see ya.".

Yellow sees Red run off to the Pokemon Center.

"Oh well, at least I bought those dildos at the Mart, earlier.".

Meanwhile, at the Pokemon Center, as Red was healing his Pokemon...

"Hey Oak, I just won against Brock!".

"WHAT, REALLY? I mean, uh, congratulations...".

Suddenly, Oak hatched up another sinister plot.

"How about I give you a Charmander as a reward. Besides, you can use it against the next Gym Leader. It'll be a valuable asset to use against her.".

"Really? Wow, thanks, Professor Oak!".

Red receives the Poke Ball containing Charmander from the PC and heads out to the direction of Mount Moon.

To be continued...


Chapter 4:

"Professor Oak speaking.".

"Yes, this is the Mount Moon Pokemon Center. How may I help you?".

"I'd like to pay you off to close your Center early tonight.".

After battling with multiple trainers, Red thought to himself.

(Man, it's almost night time. I better heal my Pokemon and hit the hay in the Pokemon Center.).

Red attempts opening the Center's door, but finds it locked.

"What the? They're not supposed to close this early!".

Red looks around.

"Oh well, I guess I should sleep outside.".

Red eventually sweats up a storm in his sleep, and after about two hours, he gets sick of the humidity.

"Ugh... I can't sleep anymore. I guess I should head to Cerulean City, after all.".

Red enters Mount Moon's cave, looks to his left, and sees a public restroom.

"I guess there's no harm in washing myself up after I sweat so much.".

As he enters it, a female trainer about Red's age, covered in sweat with her soaked shirt off showing her D cup boobs walks out of one of the stalls.

"YOW!".

"What the?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM?! THIS ISN'T UNISEX, YOU KNOW!".

"UNISEX? YOU AND I SEX? HELL YEAH!".

The trainer hits him over the head.Red ends up using the men's restroom to the right of the Cave entrance.

"Anyway, who are you? And what's a sexy piece of ass doing in this cave?".

"Ugh, fine I'll tell you... My name's Blue. And I'm here to catch a Clefairy. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be going, now.".

"WAIT!".

"What do you want?! If it's my virginity, then it's already been taken... Today, in fact.".

"BY WHO?!".

"I doubt you'd know him. Anyway, good bye.".

"WAIT!".

"WHAT NOW?!".

"It's rather dark in here. I have a Charmander, he'll light the way for us.".

"Ugh, fair enough.".

As they advance further in the cave...

"By the way, why aren't you trying to catch a Jigglypuff, instead? It would be fitting because of your jiggling titties." Red says as he puts his arms around her grabbing her boobs.

Blue wacks him over the head again waving her fist afterwards yelling "IDIOT! You're lucky I need you for catching a Clefairy and getting out of this place! Besides I need someone to help me fight off a Rocket Grunts further down this cave.".

"Rocket Grunts?".

"Don't tell me you haven't heard of them. They're a criminal organization with unknown motives.".

"Sounds awful! Don't worry, I'll be your knight in shining armor!".

"Ugh..." said Blue, as she rolled her eyes.

Suddenly, a Clefairy starts running holding a Moon Stone.

"Oh wow, a Clefairy! Go, Nidoran Female!".

"Nidoran Female! Nidoran Female!".

"Nidoran Female, use scratch!".

"Nidoran... FEMALE!".

Clefairy got scratched and tried running away, dropping the Moon Stone.

"Poke Ball, go!".

The Poke Ball wiggled three times and was caught.

"YEAH!" Said Blue.

"That was sexy." Said Red.

"Shut up! You killed the mood!".

"Alright Charmander, let's go down this path!".

"Char, Char!".

To be continued...
Awesome. Read everything.

Ichiryuu
06-10-2015, 12:18 AM
Would read, but its so much.

Yoshi
06-10-2015, 12:29 AM
Why is this in the Art section?
I just realized there's a Pokemon Section, now... Crud.

Ultra
06-10-2015, 01:14 AM
Wh-what the fuck am I reading?

Dokgo
06-10-2015, 02:15 AM
First off, I read the first chapter and it soooooooooo cliche, either that or this is something anybody could come up with. Sorry, Yoshi.

Yoshi
06-10-2015, 07:24 PM
First off, I read the first chapter and it soooooooooo cliche, either that or this is something anybody could come up with. Sorry, Yoshi.
Well, if you end up reading this chapter and still dislike it, then I'll be disappoint.

Chapter 5; Mount Moon Arc Finale:

In the lowest floor of Mount Moon...

"Finally, I found a hoard of Rare Candies!". Said a Super Nerd working under Team Rocket.

"Good job, Super Nerd. First you found the two fossils, now the stash of Rare Candies! Let's use them on our Pokemon!" Said the Rocket Grunt.

"Stop it right there!".

"And who might you be?" Said the Rocket Grunt.

"My name's Green! I'm here to stop you faggots!".

"Hah! Haha! How do you expect to do that? Do you have any idea who we are?" Said the Rocket Grunt.

"Of course I do. Do you have any idea who I am, though? I'm the grandson of Professor Oak, and a child genius among Pokemon trainers.".

"We know who you are too, but I think you're still underestimating us, child. Give me that Rattata of yours, Grunt." Said the Super Nerd.

"Sir!" Said the Grunt.

The Grunt sent out his Rattata, giving it one Rare Candy, causing it to evolve into Raticate.

"Wh-What the-?" Said Green.

"Oh, we're not finished, yet. Keep giving it Rare Candies, Grunt!".

They gave it all Rare Candies at once. Suddenly, it started to grow to the size of Green, with it becoming extremely muscular, even growing stubby arms with biceps, as well as pecks, and veins popping out of its body.

"ERADICATE!!".

"You... You fiends! How could you treat Pokemon like this?!".

"Heh, that's just our trump card, kid. In fact, I seriously doubt we'll even use it against you.". The grunt says, as he returns his Eradicate.

"Go, Grimer, Voltorb, and Koffing!".

"Hey, that's cheating! You can't use three Pokemon at once!".

"Fuck the rules, kid. We're criminals.".

"Fine then. Go Eevee and Rattata!".

As they're about to battle, Green hears Red and Blue quarreling in the distance.

"Is that...? MY BOYFRIEND!" Said Blue.

"Ah geez..." Said Green.

"THAT'S THE GUY WHO FUCKED YOU, BLUE?!". Said Red.

"Yeah. So what?". Said Blue, as she was holding his arm with both her arms, pressing her breasts against his arm.

"HE'S MY ETERNAL RIVAL!! GREEN, IMMA WHOOP YOUR ASS!".

"Who are these two?" Said the Rocket duo.

"SHIT, I FORGOT! LET'S PUT OUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS ASIDE AND FIGHT THESE ROCKET GRUNTS, YOU MORONS!". Green yelled even more loudly than Red.

"Whoa... This must be serious.". Said Red.

"These are the Team Rocket members I warned you about, Red. They have three Pokemon out, too. Let's fight with ours.".

"Go, Pikachu and Charmander!".

"Go, Pidgey, Nidoran Female, and Clefairy!".

"Shit... Now we're outmatched..." Said the Super Nerd.

"... Yep." Said the Grunt.

"Now, attack all at once!" Said all three of them... At once.

They bombard the opposing Pokemon with attacks, overwhelming them until all three faint.

"Welp... Time to use our... Last Resort." Said Super Nerd.

"Oh no... We're fucked." Said Green.

"What?" Said Red.

"You'll see soon enough." Said Green.

"Go, Eradicate!" Said the Grunt.

"EEERADICATE!!" Eradicate yelled with a huge roar.

Both Red and Blue are disturbingly quiet.

"... Well fuck." Said Red.

"Eradicate, use Hyper Fang!" Said the Grunt.

"GET OUT OF THE WAY, ALL OF YOU POKEMON!" Said Red.

Eradicate was so quick, they all barely leaped to the side of the attack. Eradicate ended up biting a huge boulder, cracking it, then shattering it into tiny pebbles.

"Holy shit... How can we possibly fight that thing even with all our Pokemon?" Said Blue.

"Just bombard it with attacks like we did the other Pokemon." Said Green.

All eight of the Pokemon tackle it at once, but Eradicate shakes them off eventually.

"Damn, is there any way we can beat this thing?" Said Green.

Suddenly, Green sees the Eradicate panting and sweating.

"Keep bombarding it with attacks, everyone!" Said Green.

The Pokemon keep up the tackling until Eradicate gets tired enough to where it swings around and the tackles all the Pokemon.

All the Pokemon are fainted except Pikachu and Charmander.

Red hatches up an idea.

Pikachu, Charmander, use the remainder of your power and combine your Thundershock and Ember at the same time!".

The two Pokemon end up making the heat and power of the attack all the more fatal, killing the Eradicate, and putting it out of its misery.

"WHAT!" Red said mockingly.

The two Rockets end up using an Escape Rope, leaving the cave.

"... Faggots." Said Red.

"Well, at least my respect for you as a Pokemon trainer has surpassed my expectations, Red." Said Blue.

"OW OWWW! I finally won your affection!" Said Red, as he reaches to squeeze her boobs.

Blue knocks him over the head again saying "You're still the same idiot, though.".

"Well, I'm going to go to Cerulean City and healing my Pokemon." Said Green.

"I'm going with you, my love!" Said Blue.

"Whatever." Green said indifferently.

Red was looking rather jealous of Green thinking to himself (Damn, why does he have to have such a hot bitch wanting his dick!).

The two leave the cave, and Red puts Pikachu and Charmander back in their balls and attempts following after them, but ends up finding two fossils.

"Huh, what are these? Well, guess there's no harm in keeping them.".

He picks them up, then keeps walking until he reaches the end of the Cave, then the next City, and finally, the Pokemon Center. He waits for his Pokemon to heal for one minute, and since he only slept two hours last night, and it's daytime, now, he ends up knocking out on the sofa as he waits.

To be continued.

Yoshi
06-15-2015, 12:43 AM
Chapter 6:


"Blue, what are you doing in my room?"


"Oh nothing, Red..." Blue said, as she ripped off all her clothes, as her titties bounced when she tore off her bra.


"HOT DAMN!" Said Red, as he let out a howl.


Blue flopped on his bed, ripping his pants open, showing his fully erect penis.


"You know what I'm about to do?" Said Blue.


"HELL YEAH! RUB THEM TITTIES IN BETWEEN MY DICK, BITCH!" Said Red.


Just before his dick was going to be rubbed by her titties, the Nurse woke him up from his wet dream.


"Wha-What the?!" Said Red, with his pants being ripped open only because his dick was so hard.


"Excuse me, but your Pokemon are fully healed.".


Instead of saying thank you, Red was furious he was woken up from his nap.


"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FOR WAKING ME UP FROM MY WET DREAM!!".


The nurse backed up, but as Red just got up in fury, he noticed his pants were down. showing his erect penis. Red was so embarrassed, he pulled them and zipped them up. He was laughed out of the Center, but not before getting his Pokemon.


Meanwhile, in Pallet Town...


"Spank me, Professor Oak." Said Red's mom.


"Let's make Red and Green related." Said Oak, as he took Viagra.


We cut back to Red and his adventure.


"Okay... I think I'm ready to face the Cerulean Gym, now!".


Red enters the Cerulean Gym.


"Welcome to the Cerulean City Gym. Are you here to challenge me?".


"Yes, I'm from Pallet Town.".


"Ah, so you probably know Professor Oak's grandson, then... He just beat me and was a formidable opponent. I expect the same from you.".


"You should!".


They get into battle positions...


"Go Starmie!".


"Go Pikachu!".


"Good move sending out a Pikachu."


"That's right." Said Red, while in his mind he was thinking (Should send out my trump card last).


"Starmie, Water Gun!".


"Pikachu, dodge it then use Thundershock!".


Starmie took the the full force of the Thundershock, weakening it quite a bit.


"Ha, how do you like that?".


"Starmie, use Swift!".


"Pikachu, dodge it again.".


"Novice...", said Misty.


The Swift attack kept chasing Pikachu until it finally hit him.


"Wha?" Said Red.


"Now, Tackle it!".


The Starmie Tackled Pikachu, fainting it.


"RETURN, PIKACHU!" Said Red as he sent Pikachu back to his Poke Ball.


"Do you have any other Pokemon?".


"Yes I do... Go Charmander!".


Charmander was sent out to battle, only to be frightened by the pool surrounding it.


"Charmander, what's wrong?".


"Wow, that's your next Pokemon... I'm rather disappointed. Do you have any other Pokemon besides that one and it's just there to weaken my Pokemon further or something?".


"What do you mean disappointed? And I have one other... But it's in the PC and it's a Bulbasaur.".


"Wow, kid. That Charmander is weak against my Starmie, and that Bulbasaur would be useful against my Starmie since it's strong against it.".


WHAT THE?! WHY WOULD OAK TRICK ME LIKE THIS?!".


"You're nothing compared to the prodigy Green. Starmie, Water Gun!".


It sprayed Charmander, pushing it back.


"Now tackle it, Starmie!".


"Use Ember, Charmander!".


Starmie took the Ember while rushing toward it like it was nothing, then Tackled it across the Pool and to the Wall.


"NO!".


Suddenly, Red noticed something happening to the tip of Charmander's tail. The flame was flaring big.


"Charmander, use Rage!".


Charmander got up in fury and rushed toward Starmie using Rage.


"Oh no, its using Rage and its Blaze ability just activated!"


Charmander knocked Starmie across the Gym even harder than Starmie did to it earlier, causing it to faint.


"YEAH!".


Charmander evolved into Charmeleon.


"Meleon!" Said Charmeleon.


"HOLY SHIT! IT EVOLVED!" Said Red.


Well, here's your badge, as promised.


"FUCK YEAH! OH YEAH, I FORGOT! TIME TO RUB IT IN OAK'S FACE FOR FUCKING WITH ME, TOO!" Said Red, as he stormed out the Gym.


Meanwhile, in the Center, Red was calling Professor Oak.


"Hey babe, the PC's ringing, it must be some more sex toys... I'll take the call." Said Oak, as he put on his tattered clothes.


Just as he was about to make the call, he glanced at the ID, it was Red.


"HOLY SHIT, HIDE IN MY CLOSET, BABE, IT'S RED!".


"OH NO!" Said Red's Mom, as she rushed toward Oak's closet.


"U-Um, hello??".


"PROFESSOR OAK, I'M PISSED AT YOU!".


"OH NO, RED! THIS ISN'T HOW I WANTED YOU TO FIND OUT!".


"WHY DID YOU GIVE ME A CHARMANDER AGAINST MISTY, A WATER GYM LEADER?! I JUST BARELY WON AGAINST HER!".


Oak stared blankly at the computer screen, (He's got to be kidding... There's clothes of his Mom, condoms, and a viagra box in the background... Cum stains everywhere, too, and my clothes are all tattered... Shouldn't it be obvious?) he thought.


"Okay Red, I'll admit, I was fucking with you... But I'll make it up to you by telling you useful information. In this town, you can buy a Bicycle, as well as go to Bill's Lab, the man who invented the Pokemon PC.".


"Alright, but that still doesn't make up for how you tricked me!".


Suddenly, Oak thought up of yet another sinister plot.


"Alright, alright... Here, I'll make it up to you even more. Use this Squirtle I'll give you against the next Gym Leader. It'll really come in handy against him.".


"Alright, I trust you this time... But if you're lying, I'll be pissed! And where's my Bulbasaur!".


"I haven't gotten around to teaching it the HMs yet Red, but I will. Remember, it's only been a day.".


"Right... We'll I'll be going now... Thanks for the Squirtle." Red said, as the Poke Ball of the Squirtle appeared from the Computer, then he hung up.


"He's really taking the fun out of this, babe..." Said Oak.


To be continued...

Alex D. Boss
06-15-2015, 12:51 AM
This is better than the actual shit story of Pokemon lmao.

GJ.

Ultra
06-15-2015, 01:30 AM
This is better than the actual shit story of Pokemon lmao.

GJ.

lol this is garbage

Alex D. Boss
06-15-2015, 12:42 PM
lol this is garbage
Does he need add a plot twist?

VICE
06-22-2015, 09:57 PM
Transfer this to Indigo Plateau.

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Blue, what are you doing in my room?"


"Oh nothing, Red..." Blue said, as she ripped off all her clothes, as her titties bounced when she tore off her bra.


"HOT DAMN!" Said Red, as he let out a howl.


Blue flopped on his bed, ripping his pants open, showing his fully erect penis.


"You know what I'm about to do?" Said Blue.


"HELL YEAH! RUB THEM TITTIES IN BETWEEN MY DICK, BITCH!" Said Red.


Just before his dick was going to be rubbed by her titties, the Nurse woke him up from his wet dream.


"Wha-What the?!" Said Red, with his pants being ripped open only because his dick was so hard.


"Excuse me, but your Pokemon are fully healed.".


Instead of saying thank you, Red was furious he was woken up from his nap.


"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FOR WAKING ME UP FROM MY WET DREAM!!".


The nurse backed up, but as Red just got up in fury, he noticed his pants were down. showing his erect penis. Red was so embarrassed, he pulled them and zipped them up. He was laughed out of the Center, but not before getting his Pokemon.

This is such utter garbage.

I'm just going to say it's like a bad joke.

X
06-22-2015, 09:58 PM
Oh my God...

Schnarf
06-22-2015, 10:44 PM
wtf is this shit :giogio

Alex D. Boss
06-23-2015, 12:31 AM
wtf is this shit :giogio
Sexual punishment.

VICE
06-23-2015, 06:26 PM
the sexual scenes in this are so gay beyond belief.

stop avoiding the truth Yoshi;

Kane
06-23-2015, 06:29 PM
What the fuck :rotfl

X
06-23-2015, 06:38 PM
Chapter six was beautiful.

VICE
07-19-2017, 08:24 AM
I found this gem again. Haha oh man underrated!

Yoshi
07-19-2017, 08:33 AM
I found this gem again. Haha oh man underrated!

I'm not updating this shit anymore. In fact, Godhand was my editor and now that I've cut him out of my life, I'm no longer interested in writing this shit.

However, I am interested in starting a Pokemon comic with my brother. If any of you are interested in that, please say so as I might post it here too.

Ink Spot
07-19-2017, 08:43 AM
:booker

More!

VICE
07-19-2017, 08:45 AM
Oh sorry man. About godhand.

Yeah post it in the indigo plateau

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Godhand was my editor... oh lawd this had an editor :lmao

That part made me laugh

King Juan
07-19-2017, 01:20 PM
Jesus :rotfl

Drift
07-20-2017, 10:30 AM
omg

Allara
07-20-2017, 09:52 PM
However, I am interested in starting a Pokemon comic with my brother. If any of you are interested in that, please say so as I might post it here too.

Do et

Drift
07-22-2017, 12:30 AM
https://static.tumblr.com/3d22ae2cb917e629e5d9fb1c6b28b7ef/root9aa/mqbn8grry/tumblr_static_img_2821.png (https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/furries-on-facebook)

VICE
03-10-2019, 09:09 AM
Whenever I need a laugh this gem is a good read.